I adjusted my baseline down last night, ita. I just didn't want to admit it. I was hoping that if I didn't say anything, it would be like I never saw it.

Why did I look? Why didn't I trust you people?

I even read a description first, but no.... I had to see for myself.

Ima go claw my own eyes out and bash the memory center of my brain in with a cinder block now.

Allyson, ita, and Steph, I honestly don't know who I love more right now.

And yeah, I agree with Allyson, if that hasn't been COMMed yet, I'm just not sure what's considered COMM anymore.

Heh. I actually aestheticaly like much of that clothing, but I think I'd be a very minimalist dominatrix. Very little apparent exertion on my part.

When I get into aerobically hurting men I like the playing field more equal, and my clothing reflects that.

Truthfully, I like the aesthetics of tight PVC also, but I dislike it being called dominatrix wear, when it's just some dude's stroke fantasy of what a dominatrix should wear.

Call it fetish wear, for those who like to Stand & Model (the joke is that's really what S&M stands for), and I'm cool with that. I'm deeply appreciative of fetishes. But PVC is not a breathable fabric, which makes it not so good for strenuous activity, and delivering a beating is, trust me, a strenuous activity. Yoga pants and t-shirt all the way, baby.

aerobically beating

I think this is my new favorite phrase.

Oh, but it's *totally* a workout to be the one dishing out the beating! I get all hot and sweaty and exhausted and need Gatorade. There's no fucking way I'd do that in tight PVC and 5-inch heeled boots.

Like everyone commits to posting one COMM. Or 10,000th COMM gets a toaster!

My bank offered me a free portable DVD player for signing up. Get on the low-to-mid grade consumer electronics bandwagon!

Holy shit, COMM is about to turn over. That's a lot of coffee stained monitors.

Holy shit, COMM is about to turn over. That's a lot of coffee stained monitors.

Well at the current rate of posting, we may get a few more months out of it.

There's a certain pride to making a post that leads eventually to COMM even if I no idea that the thread would go from gmail weirdness to evangelical BDSM.

Holy shit, COMM is about to turn over. That's a lot of coffee stained monitors.

At the current rate of COMM posts, it should turn over in October 2008.

At the current rate of COMM posts, it should turn over in October 2008.

Unacceptable! People, be funny faster! It's a very slow day at work!

I had to change my tag from Spider-Pig, I was so scarred.