Let's see if I can sneak out of the building without anyone noticing...
HEY, KRISTIN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? LEAVING EARLY? ARE YA, HUH? LEAVING?
...
WHY ARE YOU HOLDING UP THAT FINGER?
No power in the 'verse can stop me.
River ,'War Stories'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Miracleman - Dec 19, 2007 11:18:17 am PST #8295 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Daisy Jane - Dec 19, 2007 11:19:36 am PST #8296 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
People are really trying to ruin the last few hours of my day.
Dear lady:
If you call 6 times a day for someone, and each time say, "Oh, I can never remember her name!" How bout when we figure out who in the hell you are talking about YOU WRITE IT THE FUCK DOWN!
Signed,
Sick of playing "guessing game" with your ass.
tommyrot - Dec 19, 2007 11:20:09 am PST #8297 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Saddam Hussein's yacht is for sale....
"And because the former dictator had reason to be paranoid, the boat has bulletproof glass, closed-circuit television, storage space for a large cache of weapons, including heavy machine guns and surface-to-air missiles, and a secret passage that runs the length of the boat for easy access to a fast patrol boat and a mini-submarine pod for emergency exits."
$34 million. We can come up with that, right?
Jesse - Dec 19, 2007 11:20:36 am PST #8298 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
It's just...who does that!?! (I mean fax over and over, not your thing).
What they did was put their fax on the machine, dial the wrong number, and walk away. I'm sure it's the fax machine redailing. Sorry.
Someone just called me saying, "So is it pretty quiet over there?" IT MIGHT BE FOR SOME PEOPLE. I AM GOING BONKERS!!!
However, I did get a birthday card and cookies from my coworkers, since we're closed on my actual bday. So that's nice.
Daisy Jane - Dec 19, 2007 11:22:26 am PST #8299 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Someone just called me saying, "So is it pretty quiet over there?" IT MIGHT BE FOR SOME PEOPLE. I AM GOING BONKERS!!!
Gad, I hate it when people ask me if I'm busy or if we're slow. Things are never slow for me! SHUT THE HELL UP AND GET OFF MY PHONE!
-I may also have a touch of the PMS.
tommyrot - Dec 19, 2007 11:23:12 am PST #8300 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - Dec 19, 2007 11:24:45 am PST #8301 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I am also going boinkers. I've answered two pages today! I only put batteries in the thing Friday. I hope no one was looking for me before.
Pix - Dec 19, 2007 11:25:35 am PST #8302 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
t thwaps MM
Trudy Booth - Dec 19, 2007 11:25:49 am PST #8303 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
What they did was put their fax on the machine, dial the wrong number, and walk away. I'm sure it's the fax machine redailing. Sorry.
Yeah. I always feel bad when I get a fax report and its pretty clear that we were blasting some guy in Indonesia (or whatever) in the ear for half the morning.
Jesse - Dec 19, 2007 11:26:39 am PST #8304 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Spending an hour and a half on the phone with my boss didn't help. Neither did discovering a Jan 3 deadline. Argh!!