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Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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Daisy Jane - Dec 19, 2007 11:22:26 am PST #8299 of 10001

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Someone just called me saying, "So is it pretty quiet over there?" IT MIGHT BE FOR SOME PEOPLE. I AM GOING BONKERS!!!

Gad, I hate it when people ask me if I'm busy or if we're slow. Things are never slow for me! SHUT THE HELL UP AND GET OFF MY PHONE!

-I may also have a touch of the PMS.

tommyrot - Dec 19, 2007 11:23:12 am PST #8300 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

NASA has a Stargate

§ ita § - Dec 19, 2007 11:24:45 am PST #8301 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am also going boinkers. I've answered two pages today! I only put batteries in the thing Friday. I hope no one was looking for me before.

Pix - Dec 19, 2007 11:25:35 am PST #8302 of 10001

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

t thwaps MM

Trudy Booth - Dec 19, 2007 11:25:49 am PST #8303 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

What they did was put their fax on the machine, dial the wrong number, and walk away. I'm sure it's the fax machine redailing. Sorry.

Yeah. I always feel bad when I get a fax report and its pretty clear that we were blasting some guy in Indonesia (or whatever) in the ear for half the morning.

Jesse - Dec 19, 2007 11:26:39 am PST #8304 of 10001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Spending an hour and a half on the phone with my boss didn't help. Neither did discovering a Jan 3 deadline. Argh!!

Connie Neil - Dec 19, 2007 11:29:05 am PST #8305 of 10001

brillig

"And because the former dictator had reason to be paranoid, the boat has bulletproof glass, closed-circuit television, storage space for a large cache of weapons, including heavy machine guns and surface-to-air missiles, and a secret passage that runs the length of the boat for easy access to a fast patrol boat and a mini-submarine pod for emergency exits."

Didn't I see that boat in a James Bond movie?

Miracleman - Dec 19, 2007 11:31:25 am PST #8306 of 10001

No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Dear lady:

If you call 6 times a day for someone, and each time say, "Oh, I can never remember her name!" How bout when we figure out who in the hell you are talking about YOU WRITE IT THE FUCK DOWN!

Earlier today I got the "I was talking to somebody but I don't remember her name" followed by the expectant pause.

Actually, I think it was the same twatbiscuit who didn't like my answer to her question.

What kills me is the expectant pause. "I don't remember who I was talking to..."

Me: "That's okay. I remember."

Allyson - Dec 19, 2007 11:31:28 am PST #8307 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Thanks, ita. Just emailed Colin.

brenda m - Dec 19, 2007 11:31:33 am PST #8308 of 10001

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Nuts. I was going to work from home today but came in because of a really important meeting...that just got bumped to tomorrow.

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