Also, I snopesed it and it's totally true!
Dude, this was my cousin's roommate's brother-in-law's best friend. He's totally blind and stuff now! Also, he's suing Canon for, like, a quajillion dollars.
There are cockroaches in Mexico big enough to own property.
Cordelia ,'Lessons'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Miracleman - Dec 19, 2007 10:41:55 am PST #8259 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Daisy Jane - Dec 19, 2007 10:42:54 am PST #8260 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
The more people you forward the email to, the more money you get from Canon, because you're saving them from multiple lawsuits!
tommyrot - Dec 19, 2007 10:42:58 am PST #8261 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Also, he's suing Canon for, like, a quajillion dollars.
Yeah. And if you google that particular case, you won't find anything because the judge instituted a gag-order at the request of Big Laser.
Tom Scola - Dec 19, 2007 10:43:05 am PST #8262 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
Someone at work has been taking his email forwards, printing them out, and posting them on the bulletin board in the coffee room.
Daisy Jane - Dec 19, 2007 10:43:33 am PST #8263 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I had a boss who did that.
tommyrot - Dec 19, 2007 10:43:56 am PST #8264 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Someone at work has been taking his email forwards, printing them out, and posting them on the bulletin board in the coffee room.
Um.... ironically?
aurelia - Dec 19, 2007 10:45:54 am PST #8265 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Billy Graham's daughter explained that Katrina happened because we kicked God out of our lives, so he went and didn't protect us.
That's just a small step from Fred Phelps logic.
Daisy Jane - Dec 19, 2007 10:46:03 am PST #8266 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Dear Person who has clearly never used office equipment before:
If you are at the fax machine, and you hear someone answer on the other end. You are trying to fax to a phone. Try calling that number to get the actual fax number instead of attempting to fax to the phone multiple times.
No love,
Chick who's going deaf from the repeated BEEEEEPS in her ear every time she answers the phone.
Miracleman - Dec 19, 2007 10:46:48 am PST #8267 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Chick who's going deaf from the repeated BEEEEEPS in her ear every time she answers the phone.
I have had many people attempt to fax my head.
Tom Scola - Dec 19, 2007 10:46:51 am PST #8268 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
It's not really snopesy stuff, it's "humorous" forwards. Last week he posted LOLcats.