Oh wow. I just read the Garfield without Garfield strips. BRILLIANT!!! Made of awesome.
Mal: Cut it out. Job's not done until we're back on Serenity. Zoe: Sorry, sir. Didn't mean to enjoy the moment.
'Ariel'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Pix - Dec 19, 2007 10:36:34 am PST #8247 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Atropa - Dec 19, 2007 10:37:30 am PST #8248 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Oxyclean works on bloodstains, right?
That's what the ads say.
The ads are right. Of course, hydrogen peroxide also will do the trick.
Allyson - Dec 19, 2007 10:38:16 am PST #8249 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
"According to a story in the Ypsilanti Courier, Michael Dortmunder, 22 years old and a photography student at a local university, shone a laser into a digital camera and took a picture as part of an 'experimental photography' course section. Upon viewing the results on a monitor in the computer lab, however, he was immediately struck blind, as were two unnamed students who attempted to help him."
I don't get it. What kind of laser? Was he staring down the beam of a laser to take a pic?
Signed,
Laser Safety Officer Who AINT BUYING IT
tommyrot - Dec 19, 2007 10:39:01 am PST #8250 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Laser Safety Officer Who AINT BUYING IT
Allyson is obviously being paid off by Big Laser.
brenda m - Dec 19, 2007 10:39:05 am PST #8251 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
It was in the paper, Allyson.
Miracleman - Dec 19, 2007 10:39:25 am PST #8252 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Laser Safety Officer Who AINT BUYING IT
See? Already the Pro Big Laser Puppets are leaping to hush the whole thing up.
Dana - Dec 19, 2007 10:39:30 am PST #8253 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Do you want us all to die, Allyson? You have to forward this e-mail.
aurelia - Dec 19, 2007 10:39:53 am PST #8254 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
That's what the ads say.
Has anyone tested the results with UV lights (or whatever it is they use on CSI)?
Daisy Jane - Dec 19, 2007 10:40:46 am PST #8255 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Also, I snopesed it and it's totally true!
Dana - Dec 19, 2007 10:40:58 am PST #8256 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Speaking of stupid e-mail forwards, my husband's cousin's husband (seriously) sent out this whole thing about Christmas and Jesus and Jews and the omg gasp! secularization of the country. I was rolling my eyes until it got to the part about Billy Graham's daughter explained that Katrina happened because we kicked God out of our lives, so he went and didn't protect us.
Most insensitive use of an e-mail forward ever Y/N?