Laser Safety Officer Who AINT BUYING IT
See? Already the Pro Big Laser Puppets are leaping to hush the whole thing up.
Zoe: Planet's coming up a mite fast. Wash: That's just cause, I'm going down too quick. Likely crash and kill us all. Mal: Well, that happens, let me know.
'Shindig'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Miracleman - Dec 19, 2007 10:39:25 am PST #8252 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Dana - Dec 19, 2007 10:39:30 am PST #8253 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Do you want us all to die, Allyson? You have to forward this e-mail.
aurelia - Dec 19, 2007 10:39:53 am PST #8254 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
That's what the ads say.
Has anyone tested the results with UV lights (or whatever it is they use on CSI)?
Daisy Jane - Dec 19, 2007 10:40:46 am PST #8255 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Also, I snopesed it and it's totally true!
Dana - Dec 19, 2007 10:40:58 am PST #8256 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Speaking of stupid e-mail forwards, my husband's cousin's husband (seriously) sent out this whole thing about Christmas and Jesus and Jews and the omg gasp! secularization of the country. I was rolling my eyes until it got to the part about Billy Graham's daughter explained that Katrina happened because we kicked God out of our lives, so he went and didn't protect us.
Most insensitive use of an e-mail forward ever Y/N?
Trudy Booth - Dec 19, 2007 10:41:11 am PST #8257 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I, for one, welcome our Big Laser Puppet overlords.
Daisy Jane - Dec 19, 2007 10:41:27 am PST #8258 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Uh, yeah.
ETA:(That was to Dana)
Miracleman - Dec 19, 2007 10:41:55 am PST #8259 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Also, I snopesed it and it's totally true!
Dude, this was my cousin's roommate's brother-in-law's best friend. He's totally blind and stuff now! Also, he's suing Canon for, like, a quajillion dollars.
Daisy Jane - Dec 19, 2007 10:42:54 am PST #8260 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
The more people you forward the email to, the more money you get from Canon, because you're saving them from multiple lawsuits!
tommyrot - Dec 19, 2007 10:42:58 am PST #8261 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Also, he's suing Canon for, like, a quajillion dollars.
Yeah. And if you google that particular case, you won't find anything because the judge instituted a gag-order at the request of Big Laser.