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Jessica - Dec 19, 2007 8:51:04 am PST #8184 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

A friend of a friend ran into this with her son. He was the size of a toddler before he could even crawl. He even looked like a toddler. It was really striking.

Our next-door neighbor's son is in the 95th percentile for height and weight - he's not fat, just HUGE. And so, at 9 months, looks about twice his age. It always takes a few moments for me to remember that he's not actually that much older than D, developmentally, because he's so much bigger.

(D is tall and skinny, like Em - 40th percentile for weight, 80th for height. He's a little string bean.)

Cashmere - Dec 19, 2007 8:54:44 am PST #8185 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

This guy with "hot rod" tattooed on his penis goes into surgery...

Aims - Dec 19, 2007 8:59:56 am PST #8186 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Shit I Didn't Say:

Well fine then. I guess the guy at Casual Male knows better than me what size my husband wears even though I've been buying his clothes for nigh ten years now. If you don't believe what I say, then dont ask me. And shut your gaping piehole.

Miracleman - Dec 19, 2007 9:02:36 am PST #8187 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Shit I Didn't Say:

Well fine then. I guess the guy at Casual Male knows better than me what size my husband wears even though I've been buying his clothes for nigh ten years now. If you don't believe what I say, then dont ask me. And shut your gaping piehole.

Must be going around...

Shit I Didn't Say:

I'm sorry you don't like the answer I gave you re: vacation time and short-term disability, but that is the answer I was given. Telling me I am "absolutely wrong" will not change the fact that I am, in fact, right. And even if I'm not...if you knew the answer already, why are you wasting my fucking time by calling me? Shut up, shut up and, oh, by the way...shut the fuck up.

Happy Holidays to you, too. Fuckcake.

tommyrot - Dec 19, 2007 9:02:44 am PST #8188 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This guy with "hot rod" tattooed on his penis goes into surgery...

...with a duck on his head.

NoiseDesign - Dec 19, 2007 9:04:04 am PST #8189 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Happy Holidays to you, too. Fuckcake.

I want this on a t-shirt.

Miracleman - Dec 19, 2007 9:06:48 am PST #8190 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Happy Holidays to you, too. Fuckcake.

I want this on a t-shirt.

I was thinking on the side of the GoodYear blimp. Or sky-writing.

Hm. Sky-writing.

"Happy Holidays to you, too. Fuckcake.

Love, God."

Gudanov - Dec 19, 2007 9:07:34 am PST #8191 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Happy Holidays to you, too. Fuckcake.

Haven't you heard about the War on Christmas(tm)? You should say "Merry Christmas to you, too. Fuckcake"

Kathy A - Dec 19, 2007 9:08:19 am PST #8192 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Can I send this out to everyone I should be e-mailing today?

NoiseDesign - Dec 19, 2007 9:08:29 am PST #8193 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

I was thinking on the side of the GoodYear blimp. Or sky-writing.

Can we have it engraved on the surface of the moon?

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