Shit I Didn't Say:
Well fine then. I guess the guy at Casual Male knows better than me what size my husband wears even though I've been buying his clothes for nigh ten years now. If you don't believe what I say, then dont ask me. And shut your gaping piehole.
Must be going around...
Shit I Didn't Say:
I'm sorry you don't like the answer I gave you re: vacation time and short-term disability, but that is the answer I was given. Telling me I am "absolutely wrong" will not change the fact that I am, in fact, right. And even if I'm not...if you knew the answer already, why are you wasting my fucking time by calling me? Shut up, shut up and, oh, by the way...shut the fuck up.
Happy Holidays to you, too. Fuckcake.
This guy with "hot rod" tattooed on his penis goes into surgery...
...with a duck on his head.
Happy Holidays to you, too. Fuckcake.
I want this on a t-shirt.
Happy Holidays to you, too. Fuckcake.
I want this on a t-shirt.
I was thinking on the side of the GoodYear blimp. Or sky-writing.
Hm. Sky-writing.
"Happy Holidays to you, too. Fuckcake.
Love, God."
Happy Holidays to you, too. Fuckcake.
Haven't you heard about the War on Christmas(tm)? You should say "Merry Christmas to you, too. Fuckcake"
Can I send this out to everyone I should be e-mailing today?
I was thinking on the side of the GoodYear blimp. Or sky-writing.
Can we have it engraved on the surface of the moon?
Can we have it engraved on the surface of the moon?
Give me that home nuke reactor kit, a few hundred thousand laser pointers and two weeks.
If I give you the reactor I expect us to have two moons after you do some of the test firings.
can I borrow the reactor for a couple minutes?
I'll give it back.