Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gudanov - Dec 19, 2007 9:07:34 am PST #8191 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Happy Holidays to you, too. Fuckcake.

Haven't you heard about the War on Christmas(tm)? You should say "Merry Christmas to you, too. Fuckcake"


Kathy A - Dec 19, 2007 9:08:19 am PST #8192 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Can I send this out to everyone I should be e-mailing today?


NoiseDesign - Dec 19, 2007 9:08:29 am PST #8193 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

I was thinking on the side of the GoodYear blimp. Or sky-writing.

Can we have it engraved on the surface of the moon?


Miracleman - Dec 19, 2007 9:10:18 am PST #8194 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Can we have it engraved on the surface of the moon?

Give me that home nuke reactor kit, a few hundred thousand laser pointers and two weeks.


NoiseDesign - Dec 19, 2007 9:12:03 am PST #8195 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

If I give you the reactor I expect us to have two moons after you do some of the test firings.


hippocampus - Dec 19, 2007 9:13:01 am PST #8196 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

can I borrow the reactor for a couple minutes?

I'll give it back.


Aims - Dec 19, 2007 9:15:34 am PST #8197 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Give me that home nuke reactor kit

No.

a few hundred thousand laser pointers

No.

two weeks.

No.


Miracleman - Dec 19, 2007 9:15:46 am PST #8198 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

If I give you the reactor I expect us to have two moons after you do some of the test firings.

That would mess with the tides and that would mean I would have difficulty getting the "Surf and Turf" special at Red Lobster. I may, however, boil away a not insignificant portion of Jupiter's atmosphere. It's got that Big Red Spot to aim at.

can I borrow the reactor for a couple minutes?

I'll give it back.

No. Wait, why? Maybe.


NoiseDesign - Dec 19, 2007 9:16:05 am PST #8199 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Killjoy.


Miracleman - Dec 19, 2007 9:17:26 am PST #8200 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Oh, just give me the stuff. I'll work on it during Pushing Daisies or Project Runway. She'll never notice.