And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Dec 19, 2007 6:17:54 am PST #8121 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So I'm here all perky and timely and pre-announced.

Also alone.

I wait till half of.


Theodosia - Dec 19, 2007 6:23:01 am PST #8122 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Huh. I didn't realize that Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo was a real movie....


shrift - Dec 19, 2007 6:28:25 am PST #8123 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

...now I really want an avenging unicorn play set so I can put it on the counter by the front door and watch people react to the goring going on over my shoulder.


Emily - Dec 19, 2007 6:32:53 am PST #8124 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Just watched the L&O:CI where NPH is the murderer. Dang, Doogie's in everything!


msbelle - Dec 19, 2007 6:37:46 am PST #8125 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

people at my office are kinda making me @@ also as they are starting to freak out about my leaving. Seriously other people know stuff - really.

In the meantime, I am trying to get annoying small detail projects done as fast as I can. I just announced to 2 people that are in the progress of getting the next 2 projects done that I have turned my brain off wrt those projects, so as of today they need to be on top of them and not expect me to have answers.


shrift - Dec 19, 2007 6:47:23 am PST #8126 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I'm trying to decide if I want to walk many blocks in the cold for some pad see eiw, or if I should just get some curly fries.


Tom Scola - Dec 19, 2007 7:37:49 am PST #8127 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Dude! Britney's 16-year-old sister is pregnant [link]! Their mother should win a prize or something...

[link]

Lynne Spears's book about raising her famous daughters Britney and Jamie Lynn has been put on hold.


Miracleman - Dec 19, 2007 7:40:34 am PST #8128 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Lynne Spears's book about raising her famous daughters Britney and Jamie Lynn has been put on hold.

The new title is "Oops, I Birthed Again: A Mother's Guide To Spectacular Failure"


tommyrot - Dec 19, 2007 7:41:27 am PST #8129 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Lynne Spears's book about raising her famous daughters Britney and Jamie Lynn has been put on hold.

Heh.

Perhaps the book might sell better if if was titled, "I Can't Fucking Raise Kids Who Aren't Fucked Up to Save My Life."


Dana - Dec 19, 2007 7:43:03 am PST #8130 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

There's chocolate-covered toffee in the kitchen. I am so doomed.

And there are rumors of free pizza for lunch.