Fred: It's the pictures in my mind that are getting me. It's like being stuck in a really bad movie with those Clockwork Orange clampy things on my eyeballs. Wesley: Why imagine? Reality's disturbing enough.

'Shells'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amych - Dec 19, 2007 5:53:58 am PST #8111 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Is anyone else thinking it was maybe a little dangerous to give Theo the keys to the photoshop?


amych - Dec 19, 2007 5:55:27 am PST #8112 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I'm suddenly imagining a pony's body with the head of a German shepherd puppy.

This is not so much a chimera as, well, a German Shepherd puppy.


tommyrot - Dec 19, 2007 5:55:42 am PST #8113 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So which end of this chimera is the unicorn's? I'm suddenly imagining a pony's body with the head of a German shepherd puppy.

I'm picturing a cute, cuddly puppy the size of a pony, with razor-sharp, pointy spiral horns of iridescent pearl sticking out of its body at random places....


Theodosia - Dec 19, 2007 6:05:21 am PST #8114 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

If I wasn't in the middle of a class, I would SO be making a uni-puppy.


msbelle - Dec 19, 2007 6:06:13 am PST #8115 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

someone should be able to photo shop some of shrift's boys either petting or riding a unicorn, right?


Dana - Dec 19, 2007 6:07:39 am PST #8116 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

I guarantee you that there already exist SGA stories in which:

a) Rodney is riding a unicorn
b) John is riding a unicorn
c) John and Rodney ARE unicorns


Daisy Jane - Dec 19, 2007 6:11:39 am PST #8117 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

someone should be able to photo shop some of shrift's boys either petting or riding a unicorn, right?

The best I can do on short notice

[link]


Jars - Dec 19, 2007 6:12:51 am PST #8118 of 10001

a) Rodney is riding a unicorn
b) John is riding a unicorn
c) John and Rodney ARE unicorns

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've read that.


sarameg - Dec 19, 2007 6:15:23 am PST #8119 of 10001

For shrift: [link]

I really wish they hadn't decided to have a meeting at the last minute on a day I planned to be late. Nothing like walking into the building and meeting your fellow meeting-goers heading to a meeting and having to race to get to it.


Jesse - Dec 19, 2007 6:17:23 am PST #8120 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

My boss is out sick, so I didn't have to have my 9:30 meeting, which was awesome, but people continue to make me @@, AND I'm going to have to deal with her panicking about the meeting we didn't have whenever she gets back.