Dude! Britney's 16-year-old sister is pregnant [link]! Their mother should win a prize or something...
Lynne Spears's book about raising her famous daughters Britney and Jamie Lynn has been put on hold.
We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm the hero!
Wash ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Tom Scola - Dec 19, 2007 7:37:49 am PST #8127 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
Miracleman - Dec 19, 2007 7:40:34 am PST #8128 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Lynne Spears's book about raising her famous daughters Britney and Jamie Lynn has been put on hold.
The new title is "Oops, I Birthed Again: A Mother's Guide To Spectacular Failure"
tommyrot - Dec 19, 2007 7:41:27 am PST #8129 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Lynne Spears's book about raising her famous daughters Britney and Jamie Lynn has been put on hold.
Heh.
Perhaps the book might sell better if if was titled, "I Can't Fucking Raise Kids Who Aren't Fucked Up to Save My Life."
Dana - Dec 19, 2007 7:43:03 am PST #8130 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
There's chocolate-covered toffee in the kitchen. I am so doomed.
And there are rumors of free pizza for lunch.
shrift - Dec 19, 2007 7:48:04 am PST #8131 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I am so bored that I am tempted to load up IRC webchat just to watch other people flail about Yuletide.
Gudanov - Dec 19, 2007 8:08:41 am PST #8132 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
We could always fall back to the old "Name that Buffista" game for entertainment.
AAAARRRRRGH. Fuck fuck fuck how fucking hard is this, you motherfucking pieces of goddamn shit-eating monkey-brain-pan-fucking goat-turd-eaters? Your ancestors stole pap from baby's mouths to line their dens and your graves will sprout foul-smelling fungus!
tommyrot - Dec 19, 2007 8:09:13 am PST #8133 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Nilly?
amych - Dec 19, 2007 8:09:28 am PST #8134 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
MM
Dana - Dec 19, 2007 8:09:35 am PST #8135 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
t snork
flea - Dec 19, 2007 8:09:52 am PST #8136 of 10001
information libertarian
shrift. or Emily.
It's not got enough cuss words for Allyson.