So which end of this chimera is the unicorn's? I'm suddenly imagining a pony's body with the head of a German shepherd puppy.
I'm picturing a cute, cuddly puppy the size of a pony, with razor-sharp, pointy spiral horns of iridescent pearl sticking out of its body at random places....
	
 
		
		
If I wasn't in the middle of a class, I would SO be making a uni-puppy.
	
 
		
		
someone should be able to photo shop some of shrift's boys either petting or riding a unicorn, right?
	
 
		
		
I guarantee you that there already exist SGA stories in which:
a) Rodney is riding a unicorn
b) John is riding a unicorn
c) John and Rodney ARE unicorns
	
 
		
		
 someone should be able to photo shop some of shrift's boys either petting or riding a unicorn, right?
The best I can do on short notice
[link]
	
 
		
		
a) Rodney is riding a unicorn
b) John is riding a unicorn
c) John and Rodney ARE unicorns
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've read that.
	
 
		
		
For shrift: [link]
I really wish  they hadn't decided to have a meeting at the last minute on a day I planned to be late.  Nothing like walking into the building and meeting your fellow meeting-goers heading to a meeting and having to race to get to it.
	
 
		
		
My boss is out sick, so I didn't have to have my 9:30 meeting, which was awesome, but people continue to make me @@, AND I'm going to have to deal with her panicking about the meeting we didn't have whenever she gets back.  
	
 
		
		
So I'm here all perky and timely and pre-announced.
Also alone.
I wait till half of.
	
 
		
		
Huh.  I didn't realize that 
Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo
was a real movie....