Just think about Puppies and Unicorns.
being stabbed in the face.
I'm a single undead gal trying to make it in the big city. I have to start somewhere and they're evil here. They don't judge. They've got necro-tempered glass. No burning up. A great medical plan, and who needs dental more than us?
Harmony ,'Conviction (1)'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kat - Dec 19, 2007 5:29:58 am PST #8103 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
tommyrot - Dec 19, 2007 5:30:23 am PST #8104 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Just think about Puppies and Unicorns.
Stabbing the world in the face? Or stabbing each other in the face?
How good is a unicorn's horn for stabbing puppies anyway? I mean, it's a spiral horn, so you'd have to twist the puppy around to get it off....
eta: cute animal stab-in-the-face x-posty....
§ ita § - Dec 19, 2007 5:30:46 am PST #8105 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Unicorns stabbing the puppies, perhaps?
Theodosia - Dec 19, 2007 5:32:14 am PST #8106 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I made shrift a half-unicorn/half-puppy, and yet she is still surly. Some people.
Gudanov - Dec 19, 2007 5:46:33 am PST #8107 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
I made shrift a half-unicorn/half-puppy, and yet she is still surly.
Some people just don't like being transfigured.
Dana - Dec 19, 2007 5:48:39 am PST #8108 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
She likes unicorns! She likes puppies! Maybe she doesn't like monsters so much?
shrift - Dec 19, 2007 5:52:16 am PST #8109 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Okay, two cups of coffee, one cigarette, one trip down to the empty shop where I needed to get my last Christmas present from (a shop with a line that is usually out the door), and I'm tentatively downgrading myself from psycho hosebeast to garden variety psycho.
That will last about as long as it takes for me to check my e-mail, so I hope you all enjoy it while it lasts.
Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 19, 2007 5:52:23 am PST #8110 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
So which end of this chimera is the unicorn's? I'm suddenly imagining a pony's body with the head of a German shepherd puppy.
amych - Dec 19, 2007 5:53:58 am PST #8111 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Is anyone else thinking it was maybe a little dangerous to give Theo the keys to the photoshop?
amych - Dec 19, 2007 5:55:27 am PST #8112 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I'm suddenly imagining a pony's body with the head of a German shepherd puppy.
This is not so much a chimera as, well, a German Shepherd puppy.