Maybe you need to clean his litterbox?
Which is what I was thinking, because I read very quickly and didn't realize "5 year old" referred to a child.
Mal: Does she understand that? River: She understands. She doesn't comprehend.
'Objects In Space'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Connie Neil - Nov 05, 2007 11:20:43 am PST #563 of 10001
brillig
shrift - Nov 05, 2007 11:20:45 am PST #564 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Once you're all done giggling, and once I'm done giggling, serious answers would be good.
Dana - Nov 05, 2007 11:23:19 am PST #565 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Once you're all done giggling, and once I'm done giggling, serious answers would be good.
...no, still giggling.
Okay, did the guy give you any hints when you talked on the phone? Does the position sound like something you're fairly current on? Do you need to research software or anything?
Do you have an answer prepared for "Why do you want to leave your current job?"
Daisy Jane - Nov 05, 2007 11:29:32 am PST #566 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Yeah. That was a set up if I've ever read one.
I have only rarely talked in my sleep, and usually just before waking up. Mr. Jane, however, will carry on conversations-even disagreeing with me. He's also hit me twice in his sleep, thinking someone was chasing him.
Kat - Nov 05, 2007 11:32:00 am PST #567 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
What should I do to prepare?!
I'm with Dana and the snickering. Also, another good one thing to prepare are questions about the position they have open.
Trudy Booth - Nov 05, 2007 11:32:32 am PST #568 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Does the position sound like something you're fairly current on?
t snickers also
Dana - Nov 05, 2007 11:35:38 am PST #569 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Also, another good one thing to prepare are questions about the position they have open.
t completely loses it
tommyrot - Nov 05, 2007 11:36:11 am PST #570 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
ION, Bionic Hymens
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tommyrot - Nov 05, 2007 11:37:34 am PST #571 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
another good one thing to prepare are questions about the position they have open.
Like, "Won't that cut off my circulation?"
Steph L. - Nov 05, 2007 11:39:42 am PST #572 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
"Every woman has five reasons to recover her virginity"
1. Refuse to feel shame over ownership of sexuality; have shame surgically re-installed.
2. Enjoyed the pain of losing it the first time SO much, you want to do it again!
3. Found one more body part to pierce/tattoo.
4. Not fully dressed without one.
5. After getting face-lift, tummy tuck, liposuction, breast augmentation, and ass-lift, plastic surgeon offers "free procedure"; only one left you haven't undergone is the rehymenization; think to self, "Why the hell not? It means more Vicodin!"