Does the position sound like something you're fairly current on?
t snickers also
They're doing it backwards; walking up the down slide.
River ,'Ariel'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Trudy Booth - Nov 05, 2007 11:32:32 am PST #568 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Dana - Nov 05, 2007 11:35:38 am PST #569 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Also, another good one thing to prepare are questions about the position they have open.
t completely loses it
tommyrot - Nov 05, 2007 11:36:11 am PST #570 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
ION, Bionic Hymens
Today’s Pravda brings us: “Every woman has five reasons to recover her virginity”, a three-page promotorial for hymenoplasty surgery. No longer merely a tool for fooling hapless hubbies, revirginisation is the new sexual empowerfulment for the noughties.
tommyrot - Nov 05, 2007 11:37:34 am PST #571 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
another good one thing to prepare are questions about the position they have open.
Like, "Won't that cut off my circulation?"
Steph L. - Nov 05, 2007 11:39:42 am PST #572 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
"Every woman has five reasons to recover her virginity"
1. Refuse to feel shame over ownership of sexuality; have shame surgically re-installed.
2. Enjoyed the pain of losing it the first time SO much, you want to do it again!
3. Found one more body part to pierce/tattoo.
4. Not fully dressed without one.
5. After getting face-lift, tummy tuck, liposuction, breast augmentation, and ass-lift, plastic surgeon offers "free procedure"; only one left you haven't undergone is the rehymenization; think to self, "Why the hell not? It means more Vicodin!"
Trudy Booth - Nov 05, 2007 11:40:18 am PST #573 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
revirginisation is the new sexual empowerfulment for the noughties.
Thereby rendering them not-so-noughties.
erikaj - Nov 05, 2007 11:42:22 am PST #574 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
There is a commercial here for an "Australian makeover" that pisses me off on several levels that must involve that.(hee, hee, down under, Get it?) Argh.
Gudanov - Nov 05, 2007 11:44:56 am PST #575 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
There is a commercial here for an "Australian makeover" that pisses me off on several levels that must involve that.(hee, hee, down under, Get it?) Argh.
There is a surgical procedure to become Australian?
tommyrot - Nov 05, 2007 11:49:23 am PST #576 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Here's a piece of chocolate shaped like Santa holding a Christmas tree. Although some say it looks like a sex toy: [link]
Worksafe, as it's just a Santa. Who is possibly holding a butt-plug.
erikaj - Nov 05, 2007 11:51:25 am PST #577 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Well, that would bug me less. Personally, if you are established enough to pay a surgeon to mutilate a body part, shouldn't you be old enough not to be "cute" about it? How great was Nip/Tuck last night? IMO, best one ever.