A few times. Corwood, not at all. But I think that is harsh. But I won't think of you as Child Abuse Guy or anything.
Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
erikaj - Nov 05, 2007 10:08:37 am PST #541 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
tommyrot - Nov 05, 2007 10:11:26 am PST #542 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
When I was a kid I used to wet the bed. Once my dad woke me up in the middle of the night and told me to go to the bathroom. I stood in front of the toilet with my pants down but I didn't go. My dad told me to go and I still didn't. Then he swatted my behind once, and I proceeded to pee on the floor.
Apparently I was in some sleepwalking-like state, as the next morning I had no recollection of this at all.
shrift - Nov 05, 2007 10:14:47 am PST #543 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Oh sweet Christ. They want me to come in for a two hour meeting this week.
How am I supposed to swing that? I guess I'll have to come up with an "appointment" of some kind.
Frankenbuddha - Nov 05, 2007 10:15:25 am PST #544 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Apparently I was in some sleepwalking-like state, as the next morning I had no recollection of this at all.
I used to have night terrors when I was in grade school, where I would be up pacing, agitated, eyes wide open and loudly describing why I was so worked up (sounded like stuff out of really bad dreams when it was relayed back to me - stuff like melting people down to make bullets). Never once did I have a recollection of it afterwards. I think it only happened a half dozen times, but it freaked my parents right the hell out.
Dana - Nov 05, 2007 10:15:38 am PST #545 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
They want me to come in for a two hour meeting this week.
Oh, but that's promising, right?
I guess I'll have to come up with an "appointment" of some kind.
I'm going to offer my old standby suggestion: plague.
lisah - Nov 05, 2007 10:15:49 am PST #546 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
How am I supposed to swing that? I guess I'll have to come up with an "appointment" of some kind.
This or call in sick.
Frankenbuddha - Nov 05, 2007 10:17:37 am PST #547 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I guess I'll have to come up with an "appointment" of some kind.
Tell your bosses that you stumbled on a portal behind some filing cabinets in the basement you work in and ended up in John Malkovich's head for seven minutes before being dumped on the highway outside of Chicago.
Dana - Nov 05, 2007 10:19:07 am PST #548 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Go plague! Choose plague!
shrift - Nov 05, 2007 10:20:31 am PST #549 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Oh, but that's promising, right?
Apparently so!
This or call in sick.
I don't have any sick time left. I think I have enough vacation hours to take a half-day...
Jesse - Nov 05, 2007 10:31:57 am PST #550 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I think it only happened a half dozen times, but it freaked my parents right the hell out.
Me too! Except not so much with the terror. Apparently when I was little I would sleepwalk and saying things designed to freak my parents out, like, "I want my mommy...no, my REAL mommy!" Oops. Sorry, mom!