Now I did a job. I got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character so let me make this abundantly clear. I do the job. And then I get paid.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Nov 05, 2007 10:14:47 am PST #543 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Oh sweet Christ. They want me to come in for a two hour meeting this week.

How am I supposed to swing that? I guess I'll have to come up with an "appointment" of some kind.


Frankenbuddha - Nov 05, 2007 10:15:25 am PST #544 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Apparently I was in some sleepwalking-like state, as the next morning I had no recollection of this at all.

I used to have night terrors when I was in grade school, where I would be up pacing, agitated, eyes wide open and loudly describing why I was so worked up (sounded like stuff out of really bad dreams when it was relayed back to me - stuff like melting people down to make bullets). Never once did I have a recollection of it afterwards. I think it only happened a half dozen times, but it freaked my parents right the hell out.


Dana - Nov 05, 2007 10:15:38 am PST #545 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

They want me to come in for a two hour meeting this week.

Oh, but that's promising, right?

I guess I'll have to come up with an "appointment" of some kind.

I'm going to offer my old standby suggestion: plague.


lisah - Nov 05, 2007 10:15:49 am PST #546 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

How am I supposed to swing that? I guess I'll have to come up with an "appointment" of some kind.

This or call in sick.


Frankenbuddha - Nov 05, 2007 10:17:37 am PST #547 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I guess I'll have to come up with an "appointment" of some kind.

Tell your bosses that you stumbled on a portal behind some filing cabinets in the basement you work in and ended up in John Malkovich's head for seven minutes before being dumped on the highway outside of Chicago.


Dana - Nov 05, 2007 10:19:07 am PST #548 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Go plague! Choose plague!


shrift - Nov 05, 2007 10:20:31 am PST #549 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Oh, but that's promising, right?

Apparently so!

This or call in sick.

I don't have any sick time left. I think I have enough vacation hours to take a half-day...


Jesse - Nov 05, 2007 10:31:57 am PST #550 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I think it only happened a half dozen times, but it freaked my parents right the hell out.

Me too! Except not so much with the terror. Apparently when I was little I would sleepwalk and saying things designed to freak my parents out, like, "I want my mommy...no, my REAL mommy!" Oops. Sorry, mom!


Kathy A - Nov 05, 2007 10:39:11 am PST #551 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I sleptwalk a bit when I was a kid and into my teens, but nothing terror-ific. Usually, it was just me wandering around until I was redirected to my bed by whoever found me.

Once, my sister was having a friend over for a sleepover so they took over Mom's bedroom (she was out for a conference), and Sis was surprised when I strolled into the room at 2:00 am (while she and her friend were chatting) and I asked for Mom. She reminded me that Mom wasn't home, and I just said, "Oh, yeah..." and went back to bed. She asked me about it the next morning, and I had no clue why I was looking for Mom.

As for talking in my sleep, well, I still do that.


CaBil - Nov 05, 2007 10:46:23 am PST #552 of 10001
Remember, remember/the fifth of November/the Gunpowder Treason and Plot/I see no reason/Why Gunpowder Treason/Should ever be forgot.

Just want to thank KristinT, Frankenbuddha, Kathy A, tommyrot, Daisy Jane, Juliana, Sophia Brooks and megan walker for their birthday wishes...