ita, that was the one I was picturing in my head.
I need a massage. I think I'll write a letter to santa with my requests.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
ita, that was the one I was picturing in my head.
I need a massage. I think I'll write a letter to santa with my requests.
I don't want to have anything to do with implicitly supporting the message generated by DeBeers, so I eschew them altogether.
Luckily, there's no man who loves me enough to buy me diamonds, so it's not an immediate concern!
I don't want to have anything to do with implicitly supporting the message generated by DeBeers, so I eschew them altogether.
You've got to admire their marketing skills, since diamond prices are based on perceived value, rather than rarity.
I was thinking quality artificial diamonds are pretty much impossible to tell from regular diamonds unless you're getting it examined by a jeweler.
Gud - true, but from the jeweler's perspective, artificial diamonds, or crack-sealed/filled diamonds are big problems. Some of them kind of explode when heated, which makes setting or re-setting them a PITA. Some jewelers have lasers that help them test for exploding stuff before they get hit with a loss.
Canadian diamonds are an option, eh.
Because I am now earwormed, I had to filk:
He's Mister Gray Christmas, he's Mister Sleet. He's Mr. Wet Boot Sock, he's Mr. Shoot-me-now-please
They call me Wintery-Mix Miser. Whatever I touch, turns to slush in my clutch. I'm too much.
Is there Heat Miser/Snow Miser slash?
Yeah, I could google, but it's more fun to ask here....
You've got to admire their marketing skills, since diamond prices are based on perceived value, rather than rarity.
They arguably had the greatest marketing success in the 20th century, although abetted by a worldwide supply monopoly that kept their theme from being diluted. But yeah, diamonds aren't rare at all.
if I see one more goddamn diamond commercial Ima shoot the TV. DIAMONDS ARE NOT SUBSTITUTES FOR EXPRESSING LOVE.
99% of the time I'm with you, and with erika about the filthy blood-soaked history of the diamond industry, but I must admit that there's one ad that has actually made me want to run out and spend money on a diamond. However, it's a radio ad for Shreve Jewelers that's so aggressively stupidly written that it makes me want to spend an assload of money on someone else's diamonds, then go rub Shreve's nose in the receipt like a bad puppy.
The ad is a long pointless narrative about rekindling the romance of a bygone era through the purchase of diamonds. A glorious time "of hoop skirts and carriage rides through the park, when love symbolized something truly important in a young woman's life." A) The entire ad is like all the worst tropes of ineptly-written Regency romance clumped into 25 soggy seconds, and B) LOVE HAS NEVER SYMBOLIZED ANYTHING IN ALL OF RECORDED HUMAN HISTORY, DUMBSHITS. OTHER THINGS SYMBOLIZE LOVE. Jesus wept!
Is there Heat Miser/Snow Miser slash?
I'm not sure if I am more disturbed by the thought of that in cartoon version, or the Harvey Fiersten/Michael McKean live action version.