You wish you had a Powerpoint presentation!
No husband! No root! No idea what I want for lunch! My life, so hard!
Anya, the Shopkeepers of America called. They wanted me to tell you that 'please go' just got replaced with 'have a nice day.'
Xander ,'Selfless'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Nov 13, 2007 6:57:05 am PST #2050 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Dana - Nov 13, 2007 6:59:51 am PST #2051 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
No husband! No root! No idea what I want for lunch! My life, so hard!
I bet Playboy would give you a root.
brenda m - Nov 13, 2007 7:00:31 am PST #2052 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Though possibly not a husband.
§ ita § - Nov 13, 2007 7:01:23 am PST #2053 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Maybe someone else's husband.
Kat - Nov 13, 2007 7:08:12 am PST #2054 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
shrift, have you heard from Playboy yet?
shrift - Nov 13, 2007 7:10:09 am PST #2055 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Nope. Hiring manager is out all week, so I am trying not to take it as A Sign That I Suck And Not in the Fun Way.
tommyrot - Nov 13, 2007 7:13:00 am PST #2056 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Cremation ashes at Disneyland -- a dusty epidemic
There's an epidemic of covert (human) ash-scattering at Disneyland, a practice that has spread from the Haunted Mansion to the Pirates of the Caribbean. The scatterers generally get away clean, and the human remains are subsequently cleaned away by special janitors who are charged with keeping the Park in compliance with health rules about containing particulate matter.
Just this past Friday a Cast Member watching the security cameras noticed a woman in the back of a boat throwing a powdery substance into the lavishly decorated sets in the cavern scenes near the beginning of the ride. Even though Pirates is a 15 minute long ride, by the time the lady spreading the substance returned to the loading area Security had yet to arrive.
The college age Cast Members operating the attraction knew that legally they were not supposed to detain anyone, and when they confronted her about what she was doing in the cameras she told them she was only throwing baby powder around. The woman quickly disappeared out the exit, never to be seen again, but she'd actually left more than baby powder all over the Pirates of the Caribbean.
Security and the police finally arrived, and the ride was shut down on a busy afternoon of a holiday weekend. The ash was identified by the Anaheim Police as cremated remains, and the custodial department found most of it all over the "Captain's Quarters" scene in the caverns. The woman had done a very thorough job of spreading the ash everywhere though, and after an hour of cleaning with the HEPA vacuums there was still work to be done.
Aims - Nov 13, 2007 7:15:07 am PST #2057 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Child Picspam!!
Em and her friends at daycare playing dress up: [link]
Em and her Best Fwiend Kate playing Princess: [link]
amych - Nov 13, 2007 7:17:13 am PST #2058 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Em and Kate are trouble squared, and in such an adorable way.
Jessica - Nov 13, 2007 7:18:13 am PST #2059 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Such pretty pretty princesses!
ION, HIlarious Craigslist post:
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