You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Aims - Nov 13, 2007 7:15:07 am PST #2057 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Child Picspam!!

Em and her friends at daycare playing dress up: [link]

Em and her Best Fwiend Kate playing Princess: [link]


amych - Nov 13, 2007 7:17:13 am PST #2058 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Em and Kate are trouble squared, and in such an adorable way.


Jessica - Nov 13, 2007 7:18:13 am PST #2059 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Such pretty pretty princesses!

ION, HIlarious Craigslist post:

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Aims - Nov 13, 2007 7:19:32 am PST #2060 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Em and Kate are trouble squared

AMEN to that!


Emily - Nov 13, 2007 7:25:34 am PST #2061 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

No, false imprisonment is actual imprisonment without any right to do so under the law. The "false" part is not having the right to do so. Your example of lying to someone about whether or not they were imprisoned could constitute false imprisonment if it was reasonable that the "prisoner" would believe the door was locked.

Yes, well, I was making with the funny. Or, rather, the logical. Which is all too often the same thing.


Aims - Nov 13, 2007 7:25:57 am PST #2062 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Hey Em - I'ma insent you in a minnit.


Pix - Nov 13, 2007 7:26:28 am PST #2063 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

DED from cute. Again.


tommyrot - Nov 13, 2007 7:27:04 am PST #2064 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

One bad-ass lawnmower: [link]


Wolfram - Nov 13, 2007 7:30:17 am PST #2065 of 10001
Visilurking

Yes, well, I was making with the funny. Or, rather, the logical. Which is all too often the same thing.

Sorry. Your logic did make sense. Thinking about it, false imprisonment is a silly term-of-art for what is really wrongful imprisonment. I bet there's some back-story there but I'm too lazy to look it up.


juliana - Nov 13, 2007 7:32:06 am PST #2066 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I was making with the funny. Or, rather, the logical. Which is all too often the same thing.

Wait, wait, I get it! It's a METAPHOR!!

(Miss you, Em.)