I'm gonna go home and do some heavy-duty napping, then continue aggressively pursuing a career in pornography.
One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up!
Mal ,'War Stories'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Nov 02, 2007 12:31:46 pm PDT #167 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Trudy Booth - Nov 02, 2007 12:43:48 pm PDT #168 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
::just keeps looking at Kathy's boobs::
Daisy Jane - Nov 02, 2007 12:47:09 pm PDT #169 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I'm doing happy hour after the staff meeting from hell then sleeping the rest of the weekend. Maybe making lists of things to pack.
Now we can all say, "My friend shrift, who's in the porn industry..." Please go to your HS reunion if you get this job. It's even better than my mysterios job which I couldn't describe.
Toddson - Nov 02, 2007 12:49:32 pm PDT #170 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Actually, if shrift gets that job, I think she should go to ALL our high school reunions.
Jesse - Nov 02, 2007 12:56:55 pm PDT #171 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Wow, go Teddy!
Cass - Nov 02, 2007 1:19:01 pm PDT #172 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Yeah, totally gravity's fault.That's my story. Gravity is an abusive
I'm gonna go home and do some heavy-duty napping, then continue aggressively pursuing a career in pornography.I need new goals.
Trudy Booth - Nov 02, 2007 1:23:20 pm PDT #173 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Gravity does not listen to safewords.
Daisy Jane - Nov 02, 2007 1:23:29 pm PDT #174 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
That's my story. Gravity is an abusive boyfriend force and I keep giving in.
He's been two timing me!?! Even after he said that was the last time he'd throw me down stairs on my knees (he did allow me to keep my drink though).
§ ita § - Nov 02, 2007 1:26:01 pm PDT #175 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I have a friend who did some editing work for a porn company or 2. My head still snaps around when he says "Well, when I was working in porn...."
a krav student is dating a porn star. She doesn't act in movies anymore, just does the odd (and I do mean *odd*) request and rakes in the dough from producing and residuals.
Hey! I wonder how much the writer's strike will affect the porn industry...
tommyrot - Nov 02, 2007 1:30:48 pm PDT #176 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Does it count as "writing" if you just take an existing script and rearrange all the "Oh baby!"s and "Give it to me hard!"s?