That's my story. Gravity is an abusive boyfriend force and I keep giving in.
He's been two timing me!?! Even after he said that was the last time he'd throw me down stairs on my knees (he did allow me to keep my drink though).
Tell me more good stuff about me.
Kaylee ,'The Message'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Daisy Jane - Nov 02, 2007 1:23:29 pm PDT #174 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
§ ita § - Nov 02, 2007 1:26:01 pm PDT #175 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I have a friend who did some editing work for a porn company or 2. My head still snaps around when he says "Well, when I was working in porn...."
a krav student is dating a porn star. She doesn't act in movies anymore, just does the odd (and I do mean *odd*) request and rakes in the dough from producing and residuals.
Hey! I wonder how much the writer's strike will affect the porn industry...
tommyrot - Nov 02, 2007 1:30:48 pm PDT #176 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Does it count as "writing" if you just take an existing script and rearrange all the "Oh baby!"s and "Give it to me hard!"s?
Jesse - Nov 02, 2007 1:35:42 pm PDT #177 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Uh oh you guys. I just bought half-price candy, and I've already eaten too much, but there's so much left!!
Cass - Nov 02, 2007 1:47:11 pm PDT #178 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
He's been two timing me!?!He's a right bastard.
-t - Nov 02, 2007 1:48:09 pm PDT #179 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Go Teddy! Start eating, that's a good cat.
Burrell - Nov 02, 2007 1:49:27 pm PDT #180 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
sigh. I'm doing my merit review package. so. demoralizing. bleh.
need martini. stat!
BigDuluth - Nov 02, 2007 2:07:16 pm PDT #181 of 10001
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"
a krav student is dating a porn star. She doesn't act in movies anymore, just does the odd (and I do mean *odd*) request and rakes in the dough from producing and residuals.
Ok, ok now my curiosity is piqued.
§ ita § - Nov 02, 2007 2:19:37 pm PDT #182 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
People will ask her for video of herself. All normal-like, her and her boyfriend. A tennis player wwants to see her fisting his girlfriend.
You know. I had to make him stop in case he tarnished the wrong person.
Sue - Nov 02, 2007 3:08:02 pm PDT #183 of 10001
hip deep in pie
This weekend for me is pretty quiet. I was going to go into work on Sunday and start cleaning out my cubicle, but if there's a tropical storm, I suspect that I won't want to leave the house.
I may do some work around the house. Maybe finally finish painting the trim in the bedrooms.
Whatever I do will depend on when and how Noel Blows in: [link]