Gravity does not listen to safewords.
Giles: I'm sure we're all perfectly safe. Dawn: We're safe. Right. And Spike built a robot Buffy to play checkers with. Tara: It sounded convincing when I thought it.
'Dirty Girls'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Trudy Booth - Nov 02, 2007 1:23:20 pm PDT #173 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Daisy Jane - Nov 02, 2007 1:23:29 pm PDT #174 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
That's my story. Gravity is an abusive boyfriend force and I keep giving in.
He's been two timing me!?! Even after he said that was the last time he'd throw me down stairs on my knees (he did allow me to keep my drink though).
§ ita § - Nov 02, 2007 1:26:01 pm PDT #175 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I have a friend who did some editing work for a porn company or 2. My head still snaps around when he says "Well, when I was working in porn...."
a krav student is dating a porn star. She doesn't act in movies anymore, just does the odd (and I do mean *odd*) request and rakes in the dough from producing and residuals.
Hey! I wonder how much the writer's strike will affect the porn industry...
tommyrot - Nov 02, 2007 1:30:48 pm PDT #176 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Does it count as "writing" if you just take an existing script and rearrange all the "Oh baby!"s and "Give it to me hard!"s?
Jesse - Nov 02, 2007 1:35:42 pm PDT #177 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Uh oh you guys. I just bought half-price candy, and I've already eaten too much, but there's so much left!!
Cass - Nov 02, 2007 1:47:11 pm PDT #178 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
He's been two timing me!?!He's a right bastard.
-t - Nov 02, 2007 1:48:09 pm PDT #179 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Go Teddy! Start eating, that's a good cat.
Burrell - Nov 02, 2007 1:49:27 pm PDT #180 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
sigh. I'm doing my merit review package. so. demoralizing. bleh.
need martini. stat!
BigDuluth - Nov 02, 2007 2:07:16 pm PDT #181 of 10001
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"
a krav student is dating a porn star. She doesn't act in movies anymore, just does the odd (and I do mean *odd*) request and rakes in the dough from producing and residuals.
Ok, ok now my curiosity is piqued.
§ ita § - Nov 02, 2007 2:19:37 pm PDT #182 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
People will ask her for video of herself. All normal-like, her and her boyfriend. A tennis player wwants to see her fisting his girlfriend.
You know. I had to make him stop in case he tarnished the wrong person.