Also, you can tell it's not gonna have a happy ending when the main guy's all bumpy.

Tara ,'First Date'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Nov 09, 2007 7:55:30 am PST #1365 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What's the difference between seltzer and club soda?

You can't shoot club soda down a clown's pants?


Steph L. - Nov 09, 2007 7:57:48 am PST #1366 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

So carbonated water is just water that is... carbonated?

Did the name mislead you?

What's the difference between seltzer and club soda?

Nothing, really, although I *thought* that club soda was saltier than seltzer, because it has bicarbonate of soda in it.


Dana - Nov 09, 2007 7:58:57 am PST #1367 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

It tells you not to, that any liquid other than water can (1) make a carbonated explosion

And that's supposed to be a deterrent?


tommyrot - Nov 09, 2007 7:59:22 am PST #1368 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Did the name mislead you?

I just never thought about it before. It's so... simple.


Steph L. - Nov 09, 2007 8:00:02 am PST #1369 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

I'm drinking seltzer right now. I drink it almost every day. I get annoyed when I'm not in NYC and I can't find any.

I buy about 4-5 two-liter bottles of seltzer every week. Getting a machine to make my own seems better for the environment, at the very least (the machine comes with its own proprietary bottles that you re-use, so that eliminates ~200 plastic 2-liter bottles that I use per year).

And yeah, I get twitchy when I can't get fizzy water.


tommyrot - Nov 09, 2007 8:00:20 am PST #1370 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It tells you not to, that any liquid other than water can (1) make a carbonated explosion

And that's supposed to be a deterrent?

How hard would it be to liquefy some Mentos?


Steph L. - Nov 09, 2007 8:01:11 am PST #1371 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

It tells you not to, that any liquid other than water can (1) make a carbonated explosion

And that's supposed to be a deterrent?

Heh. I admit, the idea of fizzy exploding milk is really tempting me to try it.


sarameg - Nov 09, 2007 8:02:20 am PST #1372 of 10001

fizzy exploding milk

That sounds like the most revolting thing ever.


Steph L. - Nov 09, 2007 8:03:04 am PST #1373 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

fizzy exploding milk

That sounds like the most revolting thing ever.

But fun! I mean, I wouldn't *drink* it; I'd just explode it.


Jesse - Nov 09, 2007 8:03:33 am PST #1374 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Nothing, really, although I *thought* that club soda was saltier than seltzer, because it has bicarbonate of soda in it.

Huh.