Our office supplies vendor apparently just gave us an enormous tin of popcorn, which is TOTALLY my crack. But will tide me over until an appropriate lunch time.
Every nightmare I have that doesn't revolve around academic failure or public nudity is about that thing. In fact, once I dreamt that it attacked me while I was late for a test and naked.
Willow ,'The Killer In Me'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Nov 02, 2007 6:20:05 am PDT #13 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Toddson - Nov 02, 2007 6:21:23 am PDT #14 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
First time I've been around for turnover - yay!
Trudy Booth - Nov 02, 2007 6:21:33 am PDT #15 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
(Cocaine is definitely the drug I'm tempermentally susceptible to being addicted to.)
Heh. I feel that way about opiates. Mmmmm percocet. The oxy thing was the first time I ever felt a flicker of compassion for Rush Limbaugh because that stuff has got to be MAD fun.
If I'm ever given six months to live I think I'll take up heroin.
Emily - Nov 02, 2007 6:22:52 am PDT #16 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Whoah. I'm just about never around for turnover.
(Cocaine is definitely the drug I'm tempermentally susceptible to being addicted to.)
Yeah, I read the post and thought, "Wow, I could use an upper." Except I'm too nervous (and, you know, law-abiding) to do illegal drugs, and nothing ever seems to be quite as positive as its press, so I guess I'll stick to coffee.
Edited because I am not too law-abiding to do legal drugs.
bon bon - Nov 02, 2007 6:23:06 am PDT #17 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I do like this title.
tommyrot - Nov 02, 2007 6:23:23 am PDT #18 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
We work in a "drug free environment", though there is no drug testing.
One of the first times my bosses left me alone, Jeff (the more hippy-ish boss) said, "Close the door if you're going to get stoned." I couldn't tell if he was joking. (I'd never done anything to give the impression I smoked pot.) I think I said something like, "I wouldn't get much programming done."
Laga - Nov 02, 2007 6:23:23 am PDT #19 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
If I'm ever given six months to live I think I'll take up Heroin.
This is also my brother's plan.
Jars - Nov 02, 2007 6:24:33 am PDT #20 of 10001
We work in a "drug free environment", though there is no drug testing. So unless you walk in on someone indulging, there is no way to prove that someone is working under the influence. Instead we get to suffer under their abuse.
Ha! Yeah, the guy who owns/runs our company is the biggest cokehead I've ever seen. Last year at the Christmas party, he apparently brought extra for everyone to share! You know, in the spirit of the season. So I don't think drug testing will be coming in any time soon.
This is the same guy who had his driving license taken away last year for DUI. Classy fella.
Steph L. - Nov 02, 2007 6:26:58 am PDT #21 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Heh. I feel that way about opiates. Mmmmm percocet. The oxy thing was the first time I ever felt a flicker of compassion for Rush Limbaugh because that stuff has got to be MAD fun.
Mmmm. Morphine. Nom nom nom.
How many Buffistas did I call while doped up on morphine? Hands up!
Daisy Jane - Nov 02, 2007 6:27:31 am PDT #22 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
So unless you walk in on someone indulging, there is no way to prove that someone is working under the influence. Instead we get to suffer under their abuse.
Yeah, but the abuse is what should get them fired.
Disclaimer: I am completely and utterly against drug testing in any occupation that does not affect the physical safety of other people.