If I'm ever given six months to live I think I'll take up Heroin.
This is also my brother's plan.
Mal: Can I come in? Inara: No. Mal: See? That's why I usually don't ask.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Laga - Nov 02, 2007 6:23:23 am PDT #19 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Jars - Nov 02, 2007 6:24:33 am PDT #20 of 10001
We work in a "drug free environment", though there is no drug testing. So unless you walk in on someone indulging, there is no way to prove that someone is working under the influence. Instead we get to suffer under their abuse.
Ha! Yeah, the guy who owns/runs our company is the biggest cokehead I've ever seen. Last year at the Christmas party, he apparently brought extra for everyone to share! You know, in the spirit of the season. So I don't think drug testing will be coming in any time soon.
This is the same guy who had his driving license taken away last year for DUI. Classy fella.
Steph L. - Nov 02, 2007 6:26:58 am PDT #21 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Heh. I feel that way about opiates. Mmmmm percocet. The oxy thing was the first time I ever felt a flicker of compassion for Rush Limbaugh because that stuff has got to be MAD fun.
Mmmm. Morphine. Nom nom nom.
How many Buffistas did I call while doped up on morphine? Hands up!
Daisy Jane - Nov 02, 2007 6:27:31 am PDT #22 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
So unless you walk in on someone indulging, there is no way to prove that someone is working under the influence. Instead we get to suffer under their abuse.
Yeah, but the abuse is what should get them fired.
Disclaimer: I am completely and utterly against drug testing in any occupation that does not affect the physical safety of other people.
Pix - Nov 02, 2007 6:28:06 am PDT #23 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
New thread!
shrift - Nov 02, 2007 6:28:52 am PDT #24 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I am so getting a giant serving of pad see eiw for lunch. GIANT.
lori - Nov 02, 2007 6:29:05 am PDT #25 of 10001
We should get better mileage in this thread.
Dana - Nov 02, 2007 6:29:21 am PDT #26 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
I am so getting a giant serving of pad see eiw for lunch. GIANT.
Half an hour, and I am in burrito land.
Trudy Booth - Nov 02, 2007 6:29:22 am PDT #27 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
How many Buffistas did I call while doped up on morphine? Hands up!
t raises hands in the air like I just don't care
This is also my brother's plan.
Yeah, I think I'll be utterly debauched. I'll be eighty and they'll be asking my family "how's gramma doing?" and they'll be "If you find her, let us know. Last we heard she was chasing the dragon with rent boys in Vegas."
tommyrot - Nov 02, 2007 6:29:37 am PDT #28 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Disclaimer: I am completely and utterly against drug testing in any occupation that does not affect the physical safety of other people.
But what if what they really want to know is how well you conform and obey authority?