Go shrift! The porn-loving nation of fandom supports you in your quest!
Don't I get a cookie?
Spike ,'Never Leave Me'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Nov 08, 2007 9:32:07 am PST #1195 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
sumi - Nov 08, 2007 9:32:16 am PST #1196 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Good luck, shrift!
Kathy A - Nov 08, 2007 9:32:56 am PST #1197 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
::go porndom, go porndom, choose shrift, choose shrift::
Nutty - Nov 08, 2007 9:39:22 am PST #1198 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
And why are we FFing through porn, hmm? Backstory, please.
College. A percentage of the audience (all female) was squeamish. Also, come to think, it might have been rewinding rather than FFing, to figure out what was on the (duped) tape.
Porn on rewind is even funnier! Their clothes fly back onto their bodies!
tommyrot - Nov 08, 2007 9:47:22 am PST #1199 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Babbling net software sparks international incident
Last weekend, a group of Israeli journalists used translation software in sending an email message to the Dutch Consulate in Tel Aviv. They wanted to discuss an upcoming visit to The Netherlands for a seminar on Dutch politics, but they ended up asking the minister several nonsensical questions about his mother.
"Helloh bud, Enclosed five of the questions in honor of the foreign minister: The mother your visit in Israel is a sleep to the favor or to the bed your mind on the conflict are Israeli Palestinian, and on relational Israel Holland," the email began, before making several more references to the minister's mum.
According to The Jerusalem Post, the Dutch Foreign Ministry is on the verge of filing a formal complaint against the journalists - and canceling their trip to The Netherlands.
Emily - Nov 08, 2007 10:01:32 am PST #1200 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
According to The Jerusalem Post, the Dutch Foreign Ministry is on the verge of filing a formal complaint against the journalists - and canceling their trip to The Netherlands.
Clearly the Dutch Foreign Ministry has never been caught in the babelfish.com trap itself.
brenda m - Nov 08, 2007 10:02:16 am PST #1201 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I can testify that pornography on fast-forward is about the funniest thing this side of sliced bread. Everything becomes inappropriately bouncy.
Ha, totally. It's good times.
I've had the seagulls from Finding Nemo saying porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn in my head all morning.
SuziQ - Nov 08, 2007 10:04:44 am PST #1202 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I've had the seagulls from Finding Nemo saying porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn in my head all morning.
No fair. Talk about an earworm. Geeeesh.
lori - Nov 08, 2007 10:09:56 am PST #1203 of 10001
That's an awesome earworm.
I was almost over my cold, but was coughing a lot this morning, and took a swig of Delsym. Which is apparently now making my head spin here at work. Either that, or the massive bacon AND sausage breakfast burrito I had.
Regardless, I'm a bit useless now.
Lee - Nov 08, 2007 10:11:45 am PST #1204 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Good luck shrift!
I want to go eat in Kathy's cafeteria. It's free lunch day here, but the lunch is bordering on disgusting, so now I have to decide if lazy and cheap win out over my tastebuds.