Michael Cera Must Not Become The Next Zach Braff
Come on out, River. The nice man wants to kidnap you.
Simon ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Nov 08, 2007 8:17:46 am PST #1175 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
shrift - Nov 08, 2007 8:18:50 am PST #1176 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Lesbians, good, as long as there are no men around to provide better options.
Right, right. I shall to do a mental bunny dip.
tommyrot - Nov 08, 2007 8:34:54 am PST #1177 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
A doctor shares what his patients’ last moments have taught him
Very moving and thoughtful article.
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 08, 2007 8:36:06 am PST #1178 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
And remember: gay men, not good. Lesbians, good, as long as there are no men around to provide better options.
See, once she's in the job I'm totally counting on her to have the models' profiles updated to list men playing guitar, wearing eyeliner, and making out with each other as turn-ons.
Sophia Brooks - Nov 08, 2007 9:02:29 am PST #1179 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
A cow-worker just sent out an email that said:
"A set of keys was found in Sue's keyhole. Please see me if they are yours."
I am twelve. (names changed to protect the guilty.)
Nora Deirdre - Nov 08, 2007 9:06:57 am PST #1180 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
It may have seemed like an emergency at the time, but a Connecticut man is now regretting his call to 911.
35-year-old Brian Poulin of Hebron was arrested Sunday after police said he called 911 several times and asked them to bring him beer.
§ ita § - Nov 08, 2007 9:07:39 am PST #1181 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Giselle Bundchen wants to be paid in euros now, her twin sister/manager/whatever says. All I want to know is if they're fraternal or identical.
I wonder how the falling US dollar (or rising CDN dollar or euro) is affecting Jamaica's money market.
How not to die ahead of schedule.
#3 and #5 are excellent news. #4 kinda worries me these days, whether or not it means I'm going to die tomorrow. I'm in love with #46. Preach it. #35--I'm glad they brought it up. Wouldn't have thought of it myself. #28--I'm assuming you have to douse it before going to bed, right?
Gudanov - Nov 08, 2007 9:09:01 am PST #1182 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
35-year-old Brian Poulin of Hebron was arrested Sunday after police said he called 911 several times and asked them to bring him beer.
What an idiot, the emergency beer number is 811.
flea - Nov 08, 2007 9:11:47 am PST #1183 of 10001
information libertarian
Fraternal, ita.
Signed, used to read Vogue way too much.
Nutty - Nov 08, 2007 9:12:49 am PST #1184 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
My brother had the remote and was fast-forwarding through all the sex stuff, which made it even funnier.
I can testify that pornography on fast-forward is about the funniest thing this side of sliced bread. Everything becomes inappropriately bouncy.
He said he kept repeating: "I don't believe this. I don't believe this."
If I had not read it on the internet, I would not believe it either.