And remember: gay men, not good. Lesbians, good, as long as there are no men around to provide better options.
See, once she's in the job I'm totally counting on her to have the models' profiles updated to list men playing guitar, wearing eyeliner, and making out with each other as turn-ons.
A cow-worker just sent out an email that said:
"A set of keys was found in Sue's keyhole. Please see me if they are yours."
I am twelve. (names changed to protect the guilty.)
Giselle Bundchen wants to be paid in euros now, her twin sister/manager/whatever says. All I want to know is if they're fraternal or identical.
I wonder how the falling US dollar (or rising CDN dollar or euro) is affecting Jamaica's money market.
How not to die ahead of schedule.
#3 and #5 are excellent news. #4 kinda worries me these days, whether or not it means I'm going to die tomorrow. I'm in love with #46. Preach it. #35--I'm glad they brought it up. Wouldn't have thought of it myself. #28--I'm assuming you have to douse it before going to bed, right?
35-year-old Brian Poulin of Hebron was arrested Sunday after police said he called 911 several times and asked them to bring him beer.
What an idiot, the emergency beer number is 811.
Fraternal, ita.
Signed, used to read Vogue way too much.
My brother had the remote and was fast-forwarding through all the sex stuff, which made it even funnier.
I can testify that pornography on fast-forward is about the funniest thing this side of sliced bread. Everything becomes inappropriately bouncy.
He said he kept repeating: "I don't believe this. I don't believe this."
If I had not read it on the internet, I would not believe it either.
Signed, used to read Vogue way too much.
Ha!
Thanks.
I can imagine it must be weird having a gorgeous sibling (I have no idea how my sister manages it (har)), and I wonder if it's weirder if they shared a womb. I mean, it's not like they barely escaped being fraternal or anything...but it would come to mind, at the very least in the eye of the beholder.
I can testify that pornography on fast-forward is about the funniest thing this side of sliced bread.
And why are we FFing through porn, hmm? Backstory, please.
I can imagine it must be weird having a gorgeous sibling (I have no idea how my sister manages it (har)), and I wonder if it's weirder if they shared a womb.
Oh, yeah, that's fascinating to me too. Especially since I only have 2 brothers (and while I am jealous of my one brother's having lost all the weight he'd gained in his 20s and the other brother's gorgeous thick lashes it's not the same).