My brother had the remote and was fast-forwarding through all the sex stuff, which made it even funnier.
I can testify that pornography on fast-forward is about the funniest thing this side of sliced bread. Everything becomes inappropriately bouncy.
He said he kept repeating: "I don't believe this. I don't believe this."
If I had not read it on the internet, I would not believe it either.
Signed, used to read Vogue way too much.
Ha!
Thanks.
I can imagine it must be weird having a gorgeous sibling (I have no idea how my sister manages it (har)), and I wonder if it's weirder if they shared a womb. I mean, it's not like they barely escaped being fraternal or anything...but it would come to mind, at the very least in the eye of the beholder.
I can testify that pornography on fast-forward is about the funniest thing this side of sliced bread.
And why are we FFing through porn, hmm? Backstory, please.
I can imagine it must be weird having a gorgeous sibling (I have no idea how my sister manages it (har)), and I wonder if it's weirder if they shared a womb.
Oh, yeah, that's fascinating to me too. Especially since I only have 2 brothers (and while I am jealous of my one brother's having lost all the weight he'd gained in his 20s and the other brother's gorgeous thick lashes it's not the same).
Yuuuummm, it's Indian food day at the cafeteria here--yay for chicken tikki masala and homemade naan!! They're also having pie tastings for the pies they sell during the holidays. I'm going to be gone for Thanksgiving, so won't be able to get one then, but I think I'll be ordering their mixed-berry pie at Christmas, because it was delish.
Pie-tastings? What an excellent idea.
Isn't it, though? They had apple, cherry, french silk, mixed berry, pecan, and were out of the caramel nut apple. The french silk was good, on a par with Baker's Square, but nothing I'd special order.
Here's a picture of the sisters together: [link]
I actually think Patricia is more normally pretty-looking.
All right. It's about that time. Hahahahahahaha.
Good luck, shrift!
I would like to taste some pie! Except, not really right now, since I had too much cheddar-broccoli soup for lunch.