I have eaten lunch without spilling it all over myself. Now I need to spend the next 90 minutes in quiet contemplation of why I am awesome and people should hire me. Or at the very least, remaining calm.
Ah, yes, of course. The gypsies, they gave you your soul. The gypsies are filthy people. Ptui! We shall speak of them no more.
Ilona Costa Bianchi ,'The Girl in Question'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Nov 08, 2007 7:58:53 am PST #1169 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Aims - Nov 08, 2007 7:59:57 am PST #1170 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Shrift, don't forget to compile your turn-ons and turn-offs.
Dana - Nov 08, 2007 8:00:48 am PST #1171 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Now I need to spend the next 90 minutes in quiet contemplation of why I am awesome and people should hire me.
And remember: gay men, not good. Lesbians, good, as long as there are no men around to provide better options.
Frankenbuddha - Nov 08, 2007 8:05:59 am PST #1172 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I remember seeing a porn flick back in the mid-80s that was a pretty funny spoof on Dallas in addition to lots of sex on screen.
It wasn't called "Ballass" was it?
That was the movie that had my entire family gathered around cracking up and MST3K'ing it, including my mom.
The family that plays together...
Seriously, though, the thought of watching porn with ANY member of my family...there are no words for the level of disturbing I feel (squick not being quite the right one - maybe it will have to do).
Kathy A - Nov 08, 2007 8:08:02 am PST #1173 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
If we weren't laughing at it, it would have been very disturbing, but since we were mocking it, it was like watching a really bad film. My brother had the remote and was fast-forwarding through all the sex stuff, which made it even funnier.
tommyrot - Nov 08, 2007 8:16:39 am PST #1174 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Cow Falls Off Cliff and Hits Van
Charles and Linda Everson were driving back to their hotel when their minivan was struck by a falling object — a 600-pound cow. The Eversons were unhurt but the cow, which had fallen off a cliff, had to be euthanized.
The year-old cow fell about 200 feet from the cliff and landed on the hood of the couple's minivan, causing heavy damage.
A Chelan County fire chief, Arnold Baker, said the couple missed being killed by a matter of inches in the accident Sunday on a highway near Manson.
The Eversons, visiting the area from their home in Westland, Mich., to celebrate their first wedding anniversary, were checked at Lake Chelan Community Hospital as a precaution.
Everson, 49, said he didn't see the cow falling and didn't know what happened until afterward.
He said he kept repeating: "I don't believe this. I don't believe this."
Jesse - Nov 08, 2007 8:17:46 am PST #1175 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
shrift - Nov 08, 2007 8:18:50 am PST #1176 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Lesbians, good, as long as there are no men around to provide better options.
Right, right. I shall to do a mental bunny dip.
tommyrot - Nov 08, 2007 8:34:54 am PST #1177 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
A doctor shares what his patients’ last moments have taught him
Very moving and thoughtful article.
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 08, 2007 8:36:06 am PST #1178 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
And remember: gay men, not good. Lesbians, good, as long as there are no men around to provide better options.
See, once she's in the job I'm totally counting on her to have the models' profiles updated to list men playing guitar, wearing eyeliner, and making out with each other as turn-ons.