And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


SuziQ - Oct 25, 2007 5:34:00 am PDT #998 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I'm all dressed up and ready to go find coffee.

Remind me to show you where we hide the coffee in the house. We do have all the pieces-parts.

Poor Sox Bear! Although it seems the bear got the last laugh last night.

I know. Must apply more bondage.


vw bug - Oct 25, 2007 5:44:39 am PDT #999 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

Remind me to show you where we hide the coffee in the house. We do have all the pieces-parts.

Good to know!


-t - Oct 25, 2007 6:11:16 am PDT #1000 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Who put me in charge of my calendar? I have somehow managed to schedule seeing A Comedy of Errors tonight and an Agatha Christie play tomorrow night. I am exhausted at the prospect.


SuziQ - Oct 25, 2007 6:12:36 am PDT #1001 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

-t, any time you are overwhelmed with theater - I'd make the sacrafice to go in your stead and report back after.


Frankenbuddha - Oct 25, 2007 6:15:18 am PDT #1002 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

1000!


tommyrot - Oct 25, 2007 6:16:05 am PDT #1003 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

!1001!


billytea - Oct 25, 2007 6:17:23 am PDT #1004 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

!1001!

That's it, I'm afraid you're now obliged to undertake a Space Odyssey. I wish I could help you, but it's the law.

No, wait, I need to undertake one. In reverse. As if it wasn't confusing enough the right way round.


Glamcookie - Oct 25, 2007 6:17:31 am PDT #1005 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

DISNEYLAND!!


Aims - Oct 25, 2007 6:19:07 am PDT #1006 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Emeline informed me last night that she wants to be Sleeping Beauty for Halloween.

Good thing she's little.


tommyrot - Oct 25, 2007 6:21:23 am PDT #1007 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hey billytea, is it true that baby sloths will sometimes grab their own limbs by mistake (instead of grabbing a tree branch) and then fall out of the tree?