I am not...I am not the damsel in distress. I am not some case. I have to work this. I've lived in a cave for 5 years in a world where they killed my kind like cattle. I am not going to be cut down by some monster flu. I am better than that. What a wonder...how very scared I am.

Fred ,'A Hole in the World'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Frankenbuddha - Oct 25, 2007 6:15:18 am PDT #1002 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

1000!


tommyrot - Oct 25, 2007 6:16:05 am PDT #1003 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

!1001!


billytea - Oct 25, 2007 6:17:23 am PDT #1004 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

!1001!

That's it, I'm afraid you're now obliged to undertake a Space Odyssey. I wish I could help you, but it's the law.

No, wait, I need to undertake one. In reverse. As if it wasn't confusing enough the right way round.


Glamcookie - Oct 25, 2007 6:17:31 am PDT #1005 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

DISNEYLAND!!


Aims - Oct 25, 2007 6:19:07 am PDT #1006 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Emeline informed me last night that she wants to be Sleeping Beauty for Halloween.

Good thing she's little.


tommyrot - Oct 25, 2007 6:21:23 am PDT #1007 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hey billytea, is it true that baby sloths will sometimes grab their own limbs by mistake (instead of grabbing a tree branch) and then fall out of the tree?


-t - Oct 25, 2007 6:29:35 am PDT #1008 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

You're very generous, Suzi. I'm looking forward to them both, I just didn't realize they were back to back until I looked at my calendar last night. Whoops.


lisah - Oct 25, 2007 6:38:26 am PDT #1009 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate

Emeline informed me last night that she wants to be Sleeping Beauty for Halloween.

hah! That's what my 6-year old niece is going to be for h'ween this year. We were joking about them having to wheel her around in her bed. Which she didn't think was funny for some reason. I guess she's playing Sleeping Beauty AFTER she's awoken by the prince.


Pix - Oct 25, 2007 6:40:00 am PDT #1010 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Aimee, I saw a little girl in a Snow White costume at Disneyland last Sunday, and I totally thought of Em. SO CUTE.

ETA: If someone could teleport behind my desk chair right now and rub my neck and shoulders, this whole comment-writing thing would be much easier. IJS.


tommyrot - Oct 25, 2007 6:41:34 am PDT #1011 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So what did they call Sleeping Beauty after she woke up?

"Hey look - it's Sleeping Beauty!"

"Fuck you. I'm not sleeping anymore."

"So, should we call you Formerly Sleeping Beauty?"

"Fuck off."