Well some friends of Buffy played a funny joke and they took her stuff and now she wants us to help get it back from her friends who sleep all day and have no tans.

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Dec 11, 2007 10:35:04 am PST #7928 of 10002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Um, so? What was it?

It's funny, inside the dream the details were very specific. Now that I haven't thought about it for a while it's a lot fuzzier. The practice was called vending. Coins were involved.


Steph L. - Dec 11, 2007 10:36:17 am PST #7929 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Last night I dreamt about a new kink. At least I think it was new.

The Boy and I had the following conversation last night (we weren't doing anything prurient at the time):

Me: My feet are cold; maybe, since I just took off my boots, my socks are slightly sweaty and therefore damp.
The Boy: Uh-huh.
Me: I'll take off my socks! Because if they're damp, they would be getting cold in the ambient temperature.
The Boy: Uh-huh.
Me: t takes off socks, checks to see if they're damp
Me: t sniffs own socks, repeatedly
Me: Surely there's someone out there whose fetish is smelling his or her OWN socks!
The Boy: ....
Me: Well, there MUST be!
The Boy: Is it YOU?!?

(No, it isn't.)


Laga - Dec 11, 2007 10:37:13 am PST #7930 of 10002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Is it YOU?!?

I swear I have never looked upon a coin with lust in my heart


Frankenbuddha - Dec 11, 2007 10:38:01 am PST #7931 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I'm suddenly flashing on Kevin Kline in A FISH CALLED WANDA smelling his own armpits.


lisah - Dec 11, 2007 10:46:09 am PST #7932 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate

The practice was called vending. Coins were involved.

this seems very realistic.


omnis_audis - Dec 11, 2007 10:48:15 am PST #7933 of 10002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

The practice was called vending. Coins were involved.
reminds me of the bad Visa "everywhere you want to be" spoof commercial. Lets just say it was set in a strip joint, and leave it at that.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 11, 2007 10:50:37 am PST #7934 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

The practice was called vending. Coins were involved.

I think that's a stage show in Bangkok (and was there ever a city with a more inadvertantly perfect yet unfortunate name).


Ginger - Dec 11, 2007 10:52:58 am PST #7935 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I have looked upon a coin with lust. Just not that kind of lust.

Why do I have a spectacular dark purple bruise on my arm, when I don't remember hitting it?

Why are these projects never going to be finished?

Why was I born?


Pix - Dec 11, 2007 10:57:01 am PST #7936 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

So I am the middle of writing the S1 final exam for my 9th grade class. I always try to put some image relevant to one of the texts we've read on the title page, so I'd grabbed a picture of an ancient vase depicting part of the Medea story.

I just realized that I've put a picture of a woman running a sword through a child on the front of the first exam these students have ever taken.

Oops.


tommyrot - Dec 11, 2007 10:59:52 am PST #7937 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I just realized that I've put a picture of a woman running a sword through a child on the front of the first exam these students have ever taken.

Freudian slip?