Book: I believe I just... I think I'm on the wrong ship. Inara: Maybe. Or maybe you're exactly where you ought to be.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 11, 2007 10:38:01 am PST #7931 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I'm suddenly flashing on Kevin Kline in A FISH CALLED WANDA smelling his own armpits.


lisah - Dec 11, 2007 10:46:09 am PST #7932 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate

The practice was called vending. Coins were involved.

this seems very realistic.


omnis_audis - Dec 11, 2007 10:48:15 am PST #7933 of 10002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

The practice was called vending. Coins were involved.
reminds me of the bad Visa "everywhere you want to be" spoof commercial. Lets just say it was set in a strip joint, and leave it at that.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 11, 2007 10:50:37 am PST #7934 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

The practice was called vending. Coins were involved.

I think that's a stage show in Bangkok (and was there ever a city with a more inadvertantly perfect yet unfortunate name).


Ginger - Dec 11, 2007 10:52:58 am PST #7935 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I have looked upon a coin with lust. Just not that kind of lust.

Why do I have a spectacular dark purple bruise on my arm, when I don't remember hitting it?

Why are these projects never going to be finished?

Why was I born?


Pix - Dec 11, 2007 10:57:01 am PST #7936 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

So I am the middle of writing the S1 final exam for my 9th grade class. I always try to put some image relevant to one of the texts we've read on the title page, so I'd grabbed a picture of an ancient vase depicting part of the Medea story.

I just realized that I've put a picture of a woman running a sword through a child on the front of the first exam these students have ever taken.

Oops.


tommyrot - Dec 11, 2007 10:59:52 am PST #7937 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I just realized that I've put a picture of a woman running a sword through a child on the front of the first exam these students have ever taken.

Freudian slip?


Pix - Dec 11, 2007 11:01:05 am PST #7938 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I didn't intend the symbolism, but...um.

I find the irony so terribly amusing that I am tempted to leave it there.


Miracleman - Dec 11, 2007 11:01:44 am PST #7939 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I just realized that I've put a picture of a woman running a sword through a child on the front of the first exam these students have ever taken.

Oops.

No, no...not "oops". Let 'em think you did it on purpose. Not one of them will fuck with you, and every kid who gets above a C will feel like they just escaped certain death.

The only way you could improve on what you've inadvertently done would be to slaughter one of them right before the test and plant their head on a spike on your desk.

*Stabbity stab stab!* *SPLURCH! squeeky*

"Turn over your papers. You may begin."


Vortex - Dec 11, 2007 11:02:05 am PST #7940 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

You should. Then they can imagine that they are Medea and you are the child ;)