I have looked upon a coin with lust. Just not that kind of lust.
Why do I have a spectacular dark purple bruise on my arm, when I don't remember hitting it?
Why are these projects never going to be finished?
Why was I born?
Mal: That's not what I saw. You like to tell me what really happened? Book: I surely would. And maybe someday I will.
'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Ginger - Dec 11, 2007 10:52:58 am PST #7935 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Pix - Dec 11, 2007 10:57:01 am PST #7936 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
So I am the middle of writing the S1 final exam for my 9th grade class. I always try to put some image relevant to one of the texts we've read on the title page, so I'd grabbed a picture of an ancient vase depicting part of the Medea story.
I just realized that I've put a picture of a woman running a sword through a child on the front of the first exam these students have ever taken.
Oops.
tommyrot - Dec 11, 2007 10:59:52 am PST #7937 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I just realized that I've put a picture of a woman running a sword through a child on the front of the first exam these students have ever taken.
Freudian slip?
Pix - Dec 11, 2007 11:01:05 am PST #7938 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
I didn't intend the symbolism, but...um.
I find the irony so terribly amusing that I am tempted to leave it there.
Miracleman - Dec 11, 2007 11:01:44 am PST #7939 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
I just realized that I've put a picture of a woman running a sword through a child on the front of the first exam these students have ever taken.
Oops.
No, no...not "oops". Let 'em think you did it on purpose. Not one of them will fuck with you, and every kid who gets above a C will feel like they just escaped certain death.
The only way you could improve on what you've inadvertently done would be to slaughter one of them right before the test and plant their head on a spike on your desk.
*Stabbity stab stab!* *SPLURCH! squeeky*
"Turn over your papers. You may begin."
Vortex - Dec 11, 2007 11:02:05 am PST #7940 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
You should. Then they can imagine that they are Medea and you are the child ;)
Trudy Booth - Dec 11, 2007 11:18:16 am PST #7941 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Why do I have a spectacular dark purple bruise on my arm, when I don't remember hitting it?
If there is a subculture for that one half of us are members.
Laga - Dec 11, 2007 11:24:17 am PST #7942 of 10002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
my inexplicable bruises. Let me show you them. On second thought, maybe not.
Trudy Booth - Dec 11, 2007 11:28:07 am PST #7943 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Facebook is a dangerous thing.
One of my cousins has started college. There is a picture of him at a Thanksgiving party. He is an "indian". He is wearing a "loincloth".
The following wall conversation transpired:
Me: I am scarred. for. life.
Him: O come on... are you really that surprised??
Me: I dunno, let me put up some pictures from my trip to New Orleans and you tell me...
Don't go playin' with the grownups, kid... you'll lose an eye ('cause you put it out yourself). I pointed out to him that I now like the cousin who is going into politics much much better because, as we are Democrats, he can't afford to let stuff like that get around.
Thiiiiiis close to putting up corset pictures. It ain't for nothin' I ain't runnin' for congress, baby.
(Apparently I should be sitting at a bar and chain smoking to go with my new accent. He's turned me into a lush out of some forties movie. Or Lola the showgirl.)
Aims - Dec 11, 2007 12:38:51 pm PST #7944 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Those bangs are very flattering and forgiving on most faces. They're long and can be brushed or parted aside as needed. The only issue is that they might grow out too quickly and she'd be tempted to trim them herself and as we know from past such experiments, that is the path to Hell Bangs.
Yes. Yes it does. Awesome. After the wedding, I am getting that haircut.