Do you like your son?
Absolutely. But I need revenge for all the dirty looks I endure when I take him shopping.
Wash: Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next? Zoe: Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss-up. Wash: I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it.
'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Cashmere - Dec 03, 2007 10:31:38 am PST #6921 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
Trudy Booth - Dec 03, 2007 10:40:39 am PST #6922 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I need revenge for all the dirty looks I endure when I take him shopping.
When they see him in his gear you can mouth "I'm trying to gay him up!" to them.
omnis_audis - Dec 03, 2007 10:42:36 am PST #6923 of 10002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I doubt the lady at the check out would approve of the use of a ball gag for a three year old's screaming "BUBBALICIOUS! I. WANT. BUBBALICIOUS!"See, with the ball gag, no screaming. I know, as the guy behind ya in line, I'd be like "way to go ma!". I'm guessing the handcuffs are a viable option, as no rebuttal for them? ;)
Absolutely. But I need revenge for all the dirty looks I endure when I take him shopping.Maybe ask if he wants to dress in a pink tutu to go shopping in. With the Princess pull ups, he'll be the talk of the town.
:: ducks & covers ::
Steph L. - Dec 03, 2007 10:46:33 am PST #6924 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I'm a good Disciplinarian. But a sucky disciplinarian.
For the record, I did actually almost spit banana onto my monitor when I read this.
Just took a car trunkload of clothes (4 kitchen trash bags full, 1 bag of which was all coats) and a 4-foot Xmas tree to Goodwill.
Sadly, that doesn't even make a dent in the chaos at Chez Teppy, because those clothes didn't even make it into The Boy's house.
erikaj - Dec 03, 2007 10:48:45 am PST #6925 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
When I go the dentist, they always say my gums are a filthy mess. But my mom gets the same thing and she flosses and water-piks and whatever so much, if she let the floss run out, I'd say "But, Detective Pembleton, something's happened to my mother...she's got no dental floss. She would never, ever, do that."
tommyrot - Dec 03, 2007 10:48:55 am PST #6926 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm a good Disciplinarian. But a sucky disciplinarian.
For the record, I did actually almost spit banana onto my monitor when I read this.
That's banana, not Banana, right?
Burrell - Dec 03, 2007 10:49:35 am PST #6927 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Poor Cash, but don't be too hard on yourself. My boy is a handful and a half too. I like to use the term "high energy" to describe my babies.
Isaac likes the pink too. I think lots of wee boys do. I'm convinced that while some gender preferences might be hardwired, disliking pink isn't one of them.
erikaj - Dec 03, 2007 10:51:04 am PST #6928 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
my brother used to like getting painted fingernails. And he would hate that I told you that.
tommyrot - Dec 03, 2007 10:51:39 am PST #6929 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I've read that 100 years ago, pink was for boys and blue was for girls.
Steph L. - Dec 03, 2007 10:52:24 am PST #6930 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
That's banana, not Banana, right?
Right. Because I'm at work.