No, no, no, sir. No more chick pit for you. Come on.

Riley ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Dec 03, 2007 10:51:39 am PST #6929 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I've read that 100 years ago, pink was for boys and blue was for girls.


Steph L. - Dec 03, 2007 10:52:24 am PST #6930 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

That's banana, not Banana, right?

Right. Because I'm at work.


omnis_audis - Dec 03, 2007 11:00:24 am PST #6931 of 10002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I have run out of pressing things to do today. I am not looking to find anything to do either. 1) it's Monday, so, screw that. 2) I wanna leave early to play Rock Band @ ND. Now I am waiting for boss to come back from lunch so I can have a talk with him about a project. But I got nothing to do until then. I've already done the LA Times Sudoku. I could clean the desk or read a script... but screw that, it sounds like work.

/1st world problems.


Trudy Booth - Dec 03, 2007 11:04:52 am PST #6932 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Right. Because I'm at work.

Sure, but its with a bunch of right-wing Christians, and you know how they are...


Laura - Dec 03, 2007 11:06:19 am PST #6933 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.

Brendon loved pink when he was wee, but denies it ever happened now. Denies the huge Barney love he had too, but I understand that one.

I regret not having adequate photo proof of these stages.


omnis_audis - Dec 03, 2007 11:08:40 am PST #6934 of 10002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Sure, but its with a bunch of right-wing Christians, and you know how they are...
Ya, you really gotta watch out in the mens rest room. DO NOT practice your dance moves while on the throne. They think it's that foot-tap-can-I-come-over-to-your-stall Morse Code.


omnis_audis - Dec 03, 2007 11:23:13 am PST #6935 of 10002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

oops. I think I killed it.

:: pokes thread ::

yup. appears on the down side.

sorry.


Susan W. - Dec 03, 2007 11:51:48 am PST #6936 of 10002
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

{{{Cash}}}

I'm feeling like Worst Mommy Ever myself today. You know those cute kitty boots I posted last night, that hopefully will be here for Annabel by the end of the week? Well, I should've ordered them at least a month ago, because this is Seattle, where you get a few impressive rainstorms per winter, EVERY winter, and Annabel is a child, which means she GROWS between winters. Last year's boots don't fit. And I don't even know where they are, because we moved at the end of April and certain things have never made it out of the boxes in the garage.

Anyway, I was feeling so proud of myself this year because I remembered that "winter" and "growth" thing WRT coats, and Annabel is well-stocked with a light raincoat, a heavy hooded winter coat, and a new Mariners jacket for ordinary days when it's just cloudy/drizzly and not bitterly cold. (And she looks like a miniature manager in it and is just the cutest thing ever.) But I forgot the boots. In Seattle. With the winter rainstorms. Until one of those storms was actually happening outside my window.

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Anyway, I thought it wouldn't be a problem today, because it would never have occurred to me to let her play outside in this weather. It's pouring! Roads are flooded! The creek in our backyard is overflowing its banks and flooded the backyard two houses down! (Hopefully our house will stay OK--I'm telling myself that our retaining wall looks stronger and that we're on a higher slope from the creek banks anyway.) I did think to take in a spare pair of sneakers for her to change into just in case, but I never thought they'd go on the playground. I told the teacher what I'd done, and explained she should have proper boots within the week, and made a remark about how stormy it was and the kids presumably staying inside, and she said, "Oh, no, we'll be taking them outside. They love playing in the rain--and if I know Annabel, she'll be first into the puddles." She said it was fine as long as AB has dry shoes to put on after recess, but I still feel like Terrible, Thoughtless, Irresponsible Mother.


megan walker - Dec 03, 2007 12:20:26 pm PST #6937 of 10002
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I know when I moved here and he moved to MA, my not-so-serious-anyway relationship was over, but it's still normal to feel a stabby pain when he writes about things he's doing with his new girlfriend, right?


Trudy Booth - Dec 03, 2007 12:28:19 pm PST #6938 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Its normal to even hate her a little.