Spike: I'm not a monster. Xander: Yes! You are a monster. Vampires are monsters! They make monster movies about them! Spike: Well, yeah. Got me there.

'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Dec 03, 2007 10:46:33 am PST #6924 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I'm a good Disciplinarian. But a sucky disciplinarian.

For the record, I did actually almost spit banana onto my monitor when I read this.

Just took a car trunkload of clothes (4 kitchen trash bags full, 1 bag of which was all coats) and a 4-foot Xmas tree to Goodwill.

Sadly, that doesn't even make a dent in the chaos at Chez Teppy, because those clothes didn't even make it into The Boy's house.


erikaj - Dec 03, 2007 10:48:45 am PST #6925 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

When I go the dentist, they always say my gums are a filthy mess. But my mom gets the same thing and she flosses and water-piks and whatever so much, if she let the floss run out, I'd say "But, Detective Pembleton, something's happened to my mother...she's got no dental floss. She would never, ever, do that."


tommyrot - Dec 03, 2007 10:48:55 am PST #6926 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm a good Disciplinarian. But a sucky disciplinarian.

For the record, I did actually almost spit banana onto my monitor when I read this.

That's banana, not Banana, right?


Burrell - Dec 03, 2007 10:49:35 am PST #6927 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Poor Cash, but don't be too hard on yourself. My boy is a handful and a half too. I like to use the term "high energy" to describe my babies.

Isaac likes the pink too. I think lots of wee boys do. I'm convinced that while some gender preferences might be hardwired, disliking pink isn't one of them.


erikaj - Dec 03, 2007 10:51:04 am PST #6928 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

my brother used to like getting painted fingernails. And he would hate that I told you that.


tommyrot - Dec 03, 2007 10:51:39 am PST #6929 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I've read that 100 years ago, pink was for boys and blue was for girls.


Steph L. - Dec 03, 2007 10:52:24 am PST #6930 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

That's banana, not Banana, right?

Right. Because I'm at work.


omnis_audis - Dec 03, 2007 11:00:24 am PST #6931 of 10002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I have run out of pressing things to do today. I am not looking to find anything to do either. 1) it's Monday, so, screw that. 2) I wanna leave early to play Rock Band @ ND. Now I am waiting for boss to come back from lunch so I can have a talk with him about a project. But I got nothing to do until then. I've already done the LA Times Sudoku. I could clean the desk or read a script... but screw that, it sounds like work.

/1st world problems.


Trudy Booth - Dec 03, 2007 11:04:52 am PST #6932 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Right. Because I'm at work.

Sure, but its with a bunch of right-wing Christians, and you know how they are...


Laura - Dec 03, 2007 11:06:19 am PST #6933 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.

Brendon loved pink when he was wee, but denies it ever happened now. Denies the huge Barney love he had too, but I understand that one.

I regret not having adequate photo proof of these stages.