You'd never make it. I'd rip your spine out before you got half a step. Those little legs wouldn't be much good without one of those.

Glory ,'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Susan W. - Nov 28, 2007 12:40:14 pm PST #6202 of 10002
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Depending on the circumstances of the apocalypse and the level of technology left afterward, all that military history I've been reading might actually come in handy.

Failing that, I used to help my parents in the garden, and I've successfully produced sparks from flint and steel.


tommyrot - Nov 28, 2007 12:40:32 pm PST #6203 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I wonder what my Apocaplyse Skill Set would be?

I think my Apocalypse Skill Set would be to "prevent others from doing stupid shit." I imagine saying the following phrases a lot:

  • Don't do that - it'll explode!
  • Don't do that - we'll asphyxiate!
  • Don't do that - it'll release radiation everywhere!
  • Don't do that - all the crops will die and we'll starve!
  • Don't do that - the beer won't ferment correctly!


SonusExMachina - Nov 28, 2007 12:41:58 pm PST #6204 of 10002
BOOK: "River..? Please, why don't you come on out..." RIVER: "No. Can't. Too much hair." - 'Jaynestown'

Heh. Basil thermometer. :P


Toddson - Nov 28, 2007 12:42:45 pm PST #6205 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Well, considering where I live, my Apocalypse Skill Set will probably involve instantaneous vaporization.

Not very cheery, but ....


Steph L. - Nov 28, 2007 12:43:15 pm PST #6206 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I wonder what my Apocaplyse Skill Set would be?

Erin, you're a Virgo -- you'll organize, organize, organize!

And because you're *Erin*, you'll look fabulous and hand out martinis while doing it.

t edit And give everyone post-apocalypse makeovers! "Now, you don't need a moisturizer, because the fallout is already making your skin glow. But what we want to do is use a matte lip stain that really stands out...."


Atropa - Nov 28, 2007 12:46:35 pm PST #6207 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I wonder what my Apocaplyse Skill Set would be?

Mine is apparently Looting, with a side order of becoming one of the figureheads of the cult we will invariably start. Sure, I'm not much help with planting or taking care of livestock, but I can be charming and charismatic and convince other people to do it for us!


Toddson - Nov 28, 2007 12:48:10 pm PST #6208 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

And be well-dressed, to boot!


beekaytee - Nov 28, 2007 12:49:22 pm PST #6209 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant

Well, considering where I live, my Apocalypse Skill Set will probably involve instantaneous vaporization.

Hey neighbor. It might shock you to know that this is precisely why I moved here...that and the hope of making effective change in nuclear weapons policy. I figured, if my side lost, at least I'd not know it.

My singer/songwriter buddy who was also on the Great Peace March, Darryl Purpose wrote a lyric with the chorus, "Don't wanna live at ground zero...don't want to love fear or to fear love no more..." I didn't want to tell him that living here...at least at that time...was a comfort.


Vortex - Nov 28, 2007 12:49:33 pm PST #6210 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I wonder what my Apocaplyse Skill Set would be?

the only thing that I could do is cook and boss people around.


beekaytee - Nov 28, 2007 12:50:57 pm PST #6211 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant

becoming one of the figureheads of the cult we will invariably start

I want to sign up for the eastern chapter of that cult now! Beat the rush, eh?

the only thing that I could do is cook and boss people around.

I have a feeling Buffista will become a rank designation, like Corporal, Captain or Admiral in the Apocalypse. S/he who must be obeyed!