Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


SonusExMachina - Nov 28, 2007 12:41:58 pm PST #6204 of 10002
BOOK: "River..? Please, why don't you come on out..." RIVER: "No. Can't. Too much hair." - 'Jaynestown'

Heh. Basil thermometer. :P


Toddson - Nov 28, 2007 12:42:45 pm PST #6205 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Well, considering where I live, my Apocalypse Skill Set will probably involve instantaneous vaporization.

Not very cheery, but ....


Steph L. - Nov 28, 2007 12:43:15 pm PST #6206 of 10002
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.

I wonder what my Apocaplyse Skill Set would be?

Erin, you're a Virgo -- you'll organize, organize, organize!

And because you're *Erin*, you'll look fabulous and hand out martinis while doing it.

t edit And give everyone post-apocalypse makeovers! "Now, you don't need a moisturizer, because the fallout is already making your skin glow. But what we want to do is use a matte lip stain that really stands out...."


Atropa - Nov 28, 2007 12:46:35 pm PST #6207 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I wonder what my Apocaplyse Skill Set would be?

Mine is apparently Looting, with a side order of becoming one of the figureheads of the cult we will invariably start. Sure, I'm not much help with planting or taking care of livestock, but I can be charming and charismatic and convince other people to do it for us!


Toddson - Nov 28, 2007 12:48:10 pm PST #6208 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

And be well-dressed, to boot!


beekaytee - Nov 28, 2007 12:49:22 pm PST #6209 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant

Well, considering where I live, my Apocalypse Skill Set will probably involve instantaneous vaporization.

Hey neighbor. It might shock you to know that this is precisely why I moved here...that and the hope of making effective change in nuclear weapons policy. I figured, if my side lost, at least I'd not know it.

My singer/songwriter buddy who was also on the Great Peace March, Darryl Purpose wrote a lyric with the chorus, "Don't wanna live at ground zero...don't want to love fear or to fear love no more..." I didn't want to tell him that living here...at least at that time...was a comfort.


Vortex - Nov 28, 2007 12:49:33 pm PST #6210 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I wonder what my Apocaplyse Skill Set would be?

the only thing that I could do is cook and boss people around.


beekaytee - Nov 28, 2007 12:50:57 pm PST #6211 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant

becoming one of the figureheads of the cult we will invariably start

I want to sign up for the eastern chapter of that cult now! Beat the rush, eh?

the only thing that I could do is cook and boss people around.

I have a feeling Buffista will become a rank designation, like Corporal, Captain or Admiral in the Apocalypse. S/he who must be obeyed!


Atropa - Nov 28, 2007 12:51:28 pm PST #6212 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

the only thing that I could do is cook and boss people around.

Awesome. Want to become a high-ranking member of my cult?


Aims - Nov 28, 2007 12:52:30 pm PST #6213 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

the only thing that I could do is cook and boss people around.

Awesome! I can eat and ignore you. Yin and yang, my friend.