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Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'

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beekaytee - Nov 28, 2007 12:50:57 pm PST #6211 of 10002

Compassionately intolerant

becoming one of the figureheads of the cult we will invariably start

I want to sign up for the eastern chapter of that cult now! Beat the rush, eh?

the only thing that I could do is cook and boss people around.

I have a feeling Buffista will become a rank designation, like Corporal, Captain or Admiral in the Apocalypse. S/he who must be obeyed!

Atropa - Nov 28, 2007 12:51:28 pm PST #6212 of 10002

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

the only thing that I could do is cook and boss people around.

Awesome. Want to become a high-ranking member of my cult?

Aims - Nov 28, 2007 12:52:30 pm PST #6213 of 10002

Shit's all sorts of different now.

the only thing that I could do is cook and boss people around.

Awesome! I can eat and ignore you. Yin and yang, my friend.

beekaytee - Nov 28, 2007 12:53:24 pm PST #6214 of 10002

Compassionately intolerant

Want to become a high-ranking member of my cult?

See? It's already starting!

beth b - Nov 28, 2007 12:59:01 pm PST #6215 of 10002

oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

apocalypse skills

cooking

basic gardening

distracting small children with books and songs

fetching and carrying, basic grunt work

swimming, canoe paddleing

juliana - Nov 28, 2007 1:03:04 pm PST #6216 of 10002

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I wonder what my Apocaplyse Skill Set would be?

I actually took survival classes in AK, so I'm all prepared for nuclear winter! Um, I can direct entertaining shows? Oh! I can work on gas-powered motors! Yes. Especially if they're older, which will be an asset if EMPs take out the computer governors in new cars. Right.

§ ita § - Nov 28, 2007 1:03:26 pm PST #6217 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hmm. Whatever would I busy myself doing in a lawless world full of panicking people?

Cashmere - Nov 28, 2007 1:04:51 pm PST #6218 of 10002

Now tagless for your comfort.

I could identify the CHUDs. And cook over an open fire.

This conversation is making me eager to see the new version of I am Legend.

amych - Nov 28, 2007 1:05:36 pm PST #6219 of 10002

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Whatever would I busy myself doing in a lawless world full of panicking people?

Build a web-based discussion board?

Cass - Nov 28, 2007 1:06:15 pm PST #6220 of 10002

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Alexia has a list (and, IIRC, a spreadsheet) for What We Need If The Apocalypse Happens.

There's a spreadsheet. And fascinating cocktail party conversation.

Can I join the cult? Wait ... haven't I *already* joined the cult?

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