HEY! I'll have you know that Alton Brown is helping me to have a perfectly scrumptious brined, roasted turkey. Pbbbltt.

I've got no worries about the Turkey. I've actually cooked many a Thanksgiving turkey myself.

No, no, no. None of these are true. Everyone in LA will starve tomorrow cause I'm not there to cook! I know it's true! I posted it on the internets and then read it!

Aimee, I was totally convinced that it was some other 3 year old you were wishing grievous bodily harm upon because (a) how could sweet little Em be all whiny all the time

Gifted.

and (2) no way she's 3.

I KNOW!!! She'll be 3 in a week and a half!

No, no, no. None of these are true. Everyone in LA will starve tomorrow cause I'm not there to cook! I know it's true! I posted it on the internets and then read it!

Oh, okay, you win. I admit it; there's not going to be a thing to eat tomorrow. I'm just going to put out PB&J and let everyone fend for themselves.

I wish I had a PB&J! And a root!

*sniff* Awww! You're the best!

1. Em cannot be turning 3. I hereby decree that she is not allowed to keep getting older when she doesn't live close enough for me to watch.

2. I am totally procrastinating. I thought I had bought everything I needed for tomorrow, and I just realized that there are a few last items I need to pick up. Blah. Grocery store the day before Thanksgiving. DO NOT WANT.

I made it through the grocery store! you can do it!

1. Em cannot be turning 3. I hereby decree that she is not allowed to keep getting older when she doesn't live close enough for me to watch.

Decree so ordered.

1. Em cannot be turning 3. I hereby decree that she is not allowed to keep getting older when she doesn't live close enough for me to watch.

Decree so ordered.

Coffee and cigarettes for the Princess! By order of the Empress and...uh...some...chick.

Dear K-Bug is working at TJ's tonight and is not looking forward to the craxy-ness. She said yesterday felt like a weekend day...

Em is almost 3? Unpossible.