Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.

Riley ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Nov 21, 2007 11:11:00 am PST #5144 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Aimee, I was totally convinced that it was some other 3 year old you were wishing grievous bodily harm upon because (a) how could sweet little Em be all whiny all the time

Gifted.

and (2) no way she's 3.

I KNOW!!! She'll be 3 in a week and a half!


Pix - Nov 21, 2007 11:11:21 am PST #5145 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

No, no, no. None of these are true. Everyone in LA will starve tomorrow cause I'm not there to cook! I know it's true! I posted it on the internets and then read it!

Oh, okay, you win. I admit it; there's not going to be a thing to eat tomorrow. I'm just going to put out PB&J and let everyone fend for themselves.


amych - Nov 21, 2007 11:12:05 am PST #5146 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I wish I had a PB&J! And a root!


Aims - Nov 21, 2007 11:12:18 am PST #5147 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

*sniff* Awww! You're the best!


Pix - Nov 21, 2007 11:13:29 am PST #5148 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

1. Em cannot be turning 3. I hereby decree that she is not allowed to keep getting older when she doesn't live close enough for me to watch.

2. I am totally procrastinating. I thought I had bought everything I needed for tomorrow, and I just realized that there are a few last items I need to pick up. Blah. Grocery store the day before Thanksgiving. DO NOT WANT.


beth b - Nov 21, 2007 11:16:27 am PST #5149 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I made it through the grocery store! you can do it!


Aims - Nov 21, 2007 11:20:08 am PST #5150 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

1. Em cannot be turning 3. I hereby decree that she is not allowed to keep getting older when she doesn't live close enough for me to watch.

Decree so ordered.


Miracleman - Nov 21, 2007 11:33:43 am PST #5151 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

1. Em cannot be turning 3. I hereby decree that she is not allowed to keep getting older when she doesn't live close enough for me to watch.

Decree so ordered.

Coffee and cigarettes for the Princess! By order of the Empress and...uh...some...chick.


SuziQ - Nov 21, 2007 11:37:47 am PST #5152 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Dear K-Bug is working at TJ's tonight and is not looking forward to the craxy-ness. She said yesterday felt like a weekend day...

Em is almost 3? Unpossible.


Laga - Nov 21, 2007 11:38:55 am PST #5153 of 10002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Grocery store the day before Thanksgiving.

this horror lies before me too