Oh, Aimee, we know the desire is completely different from the actual twisting. I snorted and empathized with you immediately. Of course, Liv spent one night this week crying for an hour straight before she went to bed.
I daresay, there are instances of me saying things similar. Not to mention yelling at the kids to be quiet or to leave me alone when I know they don't understand.
Timelies, Bitches!
I'm in a vaguely annoyed mood, which better clear up; I have a lot I need to accomplish today!
Happy Birthday, Sparky! Hope your train ride went well and hope you are safely ensconced in the family bosom. Or something.
Good Travel, to them wot are traveling for Thanksgiving. I only have to drive about 45 minutes, and on Thursday itself, so I do not anticipate travel horror stories.
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Happy Birthday, Sparky!!!
I love seeing pictures of the globetrotting feline, Daniel. I wonder what goes on in his kitty brain? "Yeah, I was an orphan in the ancient city of Cairo, but I was a tough kid, I could take care of myself. Still, my human, she needs some looking after, so I had to come with her. You know how it is."
I'd pay good money to see that. Alternatively, you could say, "Ya know, all those comments you made about my eating and my body? If you were a man, I would have filed a sexual harassment complaint. As its is, you have issues. Perhaps you should spend a little time pondering why you feel the need to make inappropriate comments like that and the detrimental effect they have on the morale of your employees." It wouldn't be nearly as funny, though.
No, but it would be awesome. Made of awesome.
And I want to apologize for actually vocalizing in here that I wanted to twist Em's head off. I realize now that that thought might make people very uncomfortable and probably doesn't paint me in too good a light, either. So, if my head twisting comment upset or offended anyone, I apologize.
I took it as a callback to various Barbie Doll discussions of the past. You might as well have said you'd like Em better without the olive salad.
{{Aims}} Wanna trade for a 6'4" annoyed teenager?
How would she reach his head?