Happy Birthday, Sparky!
A year and a half ago, I could have eviscerated him with my thoughts. Now I can barely hurt his feelings. Things used to be so much simpler.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Cashmere - Nov 21, 2007 5:39:39 am PST #5052 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
Laura - Nov 21, 2007 5:41:36 am PST #5053 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.
{{Aims}} Wanna trade for a 6'4" annoyed teenager?
Steph L. - Nov 21, 2007 5:45:21 am PST #5054 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Happy Birthday, Sparky!!!
Connie Neil - Nov 21, 2007 6:10:59 am PST #5055 of 10002
brillig
I love seeing pictures of the globetrotting feline, Daniel. I wonder what goes on in his kitty brain? "Yeah, I was an orphan in the ancient city of Cairo, but I was a tough kid, I could take care of myself. Still, my human, she needs some looking after, so I had to come with her. You know how it is."
Trudy Booth - Nov 21, 2007 6:12:05 am PST #5056 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I'd pay good money to see that. Alternatively, you could say, "Ya know, all those comments you made about my eating and my body? If you were a man, I would have filed a sexual harassment complaint. As its is, you have issues. Perhaps you should spend a little time pondering why you feel the need to make inappropriate comments like that and the detrimental effect they have on the morale of your employees." It wouldn't be nearly as funny, though.
No, but it would be awesome. Made of awesome.
And I want to apologize for actually vocalizing in here that I wanted to twist Em's head off. I realize now that that thought might make people very uncomfortable and probably doesn't paint me in too good a light, either. So, if my head twisting comment upset or offended anyone, I apologize.
I took it as a callback to various Barbie Doll discussions of the past. You might as well have said you'd like Em better without the olive salad.
{{Aims}} Wanna trade for a 6'4" annoyed teenager?
How would she reach his head?
Fred Pete - Nov 21, 2007 6:13:47 am PST #5057 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
Happy Birthday, Sparky!
DavidS - Nov 21, 2007 6:14:25 am PST #5058 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Happy birthday, Sparky!
-t - Nov 21, 2007 6:18:25 am PST #5059 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Happy birthday, Sparky! May your awesome powers of revenge not be needed today.
Jess, did you get an iPod Touch and not mention it?
She mentioned it. Maybe in the tech thread. I definitely remember an announcement.
SuziQ - Nov 21, 2007 6:33:11 am PST #5060 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Twas a birthday present, if I remember correctly. And on that note...
Happy Birthday, Sparky!!!
Ginger - Nov 21, 2007 6:46:18 am PST #5061 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Happy Birthday, Sparky!!!
Wanna trade for a 6'4" annoyed teenager?
I'll trade my sister for the annoyed teenager and the whiny 3-year-old.
I need to go make some stealth coffee. I don't know why my family makes the worst coffee in the world.