I'd pay good money to see that. Alternatively, you could say, "Ya know, all those comments you made about my eating and my body? If you were a man, I would have filed a sexual harassment complaint. As its is, you have issues. Perhaps you should spend a little time pondering why you feel the need to make inappropriate comments like that and the detrimental effect they have on the morale of your employees." It wouldn't be nearly as funny, though.
No, but it would be awesome. Made of awesome.
And I want to apologize for actually vocalizing in here that I wanted to twist Em's head off. I realize now that that thought might make people very uncomfortable and probably doesn't paint me in too good a light, either. So, if my head twisting comment upset or offended anyone, I apologize.
I took it as a callback to various Barbie Doll discussions of the past. You might as well have said you'd like Em better without the olive salad.
{{Aims}} Wanna trade for a 6'4" annoyed teenager?
How would she reach his head?