Plus bonus points for use of the word 'mosey'.

Oz ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sean K - Nov 14, 2007 10:12:00 am PST #4014 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Laga is me (jeez, I've typed this a lot in the past 30 days or so. SPOOKY).

Now that you mention it, I don't think I've ever seen the two of you in the same room at the same time before.

Oh wait. Yes I have.

Maybe you're Batman, and she's Alfred, pretending to be you, so you can both be in the same room at the same time.


omnis_audis - Nov 14, 2007 10:14:17 am PST #4015 of 10002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Hmm, I wonder if she'd fit in my clothes, me being shorter and all.


Laga - Nov 14, 2007 10:16:19 am PST #4016 of 10002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I wonder if she'd fit in my clothes

Is this some kind of trick to get me into your pants?


Glamcookie - Nov 14, 2007 10:16:44 am PST #4017 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Will def check out Paste. Thanks for the recs guys!

It feels weird to know there are strange men in your house without you there. I hope they don't open the bedroom door and let my kitties out! Can't wait to see how demolished the bathroom is when I get home tonight.


d - Nov 14, 2007 10:18:50 am PST #4018 of 10002
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

Sorry about the juliana birthday misfire. That's what I get for inferring! So Happy Unbirthday, and Happy New Year instead!

connie, I am so sorry for the loss of your kitty.


tommyrot - Nov 14, 2007 10:28:23 am PST #4019 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

That's what I get for inferring

Remember, when you infer you make an inf out of e and r.


Hil R. - Nov 14, 2007 10:31:09 am PST #4020 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Argh. I need to cancel a meeting with my advisor for today. Tried emailing him, but the email bounced back because his inbox is full. Tried asking someone at the office to tell him, but she's busy and reminded me that I could call him to tell him.

Do not like phones. Why can't all communication be either face-to-face or in text?

(Yes, I am aware that I am no longer a child, and I need to get over my phone aversion eventually.)


d - Nov 14, 2007 10:31:29 am PST #4021 of 10002
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

Ayup. That's why I went with infer instead of that ass-making one.

Speaking of which, why do my ID photos always look so bad? I don't look that bad in person. Why can't the camera capture that instead of the creature from the black lagoon look? Gah!

Why yes, I am so vain I think that song is about me. Or something.


tommyrot - Nov 14, 2007 10:32:42 am PST #4022 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Do not like phones. Why can't all communication be either face-to-face or in text?

You need an app that will take text and convert it to speech, which it then calls the number you gave and relays the message.


Cashmere - Nov 14, 2007 10:46:49 am PST #4023 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

Aarrggghhh! My brother will NOT stop calling me for money. Two weeks ago, I wired him $100. The following week, he got his SSDI check.

Next week, he's coming back home from a visit to Texas and my sister paid for his plane ticket. I've promised to send him money to travel on for food, etc. but he wants it THIS week.

WTF?