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Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


d - Nov 14, 2007 10:18:50 am PST #4018 of 10002
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

Sorry about the juliana birthday misfire. That's what I get for inferring! So Happy Unbirthday, and Happy New Year instead!

connie, I am so sorry for the loss of your kitty.


tommyrot - Nov 14, 2007 10:28:23 am PST #4019 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

That's what I get for inferring

Remember, when you infer you make an inf out of e and r.


Hil R. - Nov 14, 2007 10:31:09 am PST #4020 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Argh. I need to cancel a meeting with my advisor for today. Tried emailing him, but the email bounced back because his inbox is full. Tried asking someone at the office to tell him, but she's busy and reminded me that I could call him to tell him.

Do not like phones. Why can't all communication be either face-to-face or in text?

(Yes, I am aware that I am no longer a child, and I need to get over my phone aversion eventually.)


d - Nov 14, 2007 10:31:29 am PST #4021 of 10002
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

Ayup. That's why I went with infer instead of that ass-making one.

Speaking of which, why do my ID photos always look so bad? I don't look that bad in person. Why can't the camera capture that instead of the creature from the black lagoon look? Gah!

Why yes, I am so vain I think that song is about me. Or something.


tommyrot - Nov 14, 2007 10:32:42 am PST #4022 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Do not like phones. Why can't all communication be either face-to-face or in text?

You need an app that will take text and convert it to speech, which it then calls the number you gave and relays the message.


Cashmere - Nov 14, 2007 10:46:49 am PST #4023 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

Aarrggghhh! My brother will NOT stop calling me for money. Two weeks ago, I wired him $100. The following week, he got his SSDI check.

Next week, he's coming back home from a visit to Texas and my sister paid for his plane ticket. I've promised to send him money to travel on for food, etc. but he wants it THIS week.

WTF?


omnis_audis - Nov 14, 2007 10:47:39 am PST #4024 of 10002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Is this some kind of trick to get me into your pants?
Gave up on that long time ago. :: sigh ::

why do my ID photos always look so bad? I don't look that bad in person. Why can't the camera capture that instead of the creature from the black lagoon look? Gah!
Probably cuz your standing there, in front of an ugly background board, stressing "I hope this shot comes out good". The camera picks up on that stress, and captures it. What you need to do, is go into the snapping session with a funny joke on the mind. Or reading Bitches. Or something other than "I hope this pic is good". That way, the camera will pick up on the happiness.

And yes, I realize that sounds very new-age-y. But I'm ok with that.


Aims - Nov 14, 2007 10:55:22 am PST #4025 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Cash, I wish I had some advice for you. Just keep telling him no until next week and ignore the calls, maybe? But I know the situation is difficult, so that might be shit advice. {{{{Cash}}}


Trudy Booth - Nov 14, 2007 11:00:17 am PST #4026 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Do not like phones. Why can't all communication be either face-to-face or in text?

Patronus!


Aims - Nov 14, 2007 11:00:57 am PST #4027 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Yes! No need to bother with all of those silly fellytones.